Funny steal quotes — Wordgag ツ

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

6 hours ago

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

1 day ago

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

2 days ago

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

2 days ago