17 Funny steal quotes

• The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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  face, Facetime, humor, iPhone, joke, pun, steal, stole, technology, thief, time

• Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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  bathroom, bathroom break, break, company, company time, humor, office, office supply, procrastination, steal, supply, take, theft, time, why, work, work humor, workplace, workplace humor

• They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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  betrayal, cooking, flavor, food, humor, kitchen, recipe, same, sauce, steal, taste, theft

• I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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  animal, eagle, food, humor, i, me, pet, sandwich, steal, training, want

• There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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  food, friendship, humor, keep, life, people, plate, relationships, steal, types

• I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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  bank, competition, everything, game, humor, i, kids, money, Monopoly, parenting, steal, tell, winning

• If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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  ankle, enough, FitBit, fitness, give, humor, irony, joke, just, steal, tech

• Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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  debt, enjoy, frustration, hope, humor, i, identity, left, me, new, password, posture, steal, stealing, technology, terrible, think

• I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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  break, break in, going, house, humor, little, microwave, plate, steal, theft, thing, wheels

• If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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  comedy, humor, joke, legal, LOLsuit, pun, someone, steal

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