64 Funny store quotes

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.
Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.
Short men store so much anger in their little body.
Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.
He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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5 months ago
Share →: If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Commentary:
Looks like some thirsty customers might be getting the wrong idea at that store! 🐶💧 Time to make it clear with a sign before someone accidentally takes a sip and starts barking madly for a refund! 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Commentary:
"Dear customers, please don't forget to do the mandatory store-wide high five before you walk out! 🛒🙌✨ Who knows, you might just end up buying something you never knew you needed! 😄🛍️ #ShoppingAdventures"
5 months ago
Share →: How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Commentary:
"Why settle for hunting treasures when you can go on a goodwill safari instead? 🦁🛍️ Let's swap that bow and arrow for some bargain-hunting skills! 💰🎯 #GoodwillHunting #ThriftStoreChic"
5 months ago
Share →: In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Commentary:
Ah, the evolution of partying… 🕺🏼🛒 Who needs clubs when you can vibe to the sweet tunes of the produce aisle? 🎧🥦 Just imagine busting a move while picking out avocados! The grocery store is the new nightclub for the sophisticated palate. 💃🛒 #GroceryStoreGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Commentary:
Maybe it's switched to storing random song lyrics or food delivery menus instead! 🧠📱🎶🍔 #EvolutionOfTheBrain
5 months ago
Share →: Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Commentary:
"Who knew those sweets had such powerful eye contact game? 💸🍭 But hey, bankruptcy is just a small price to pay for a moment of sugary temptation, right? 😂 #SweetToothProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic mistake of going to the grocery store hungry. Who needs a roof over their head when you've got a cart full of snacks, am I right? 💸🛒 #FoodOverRent"
5 months ago
Share →: The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a classic case of me vs. me showdown: the coupon-clipping warrior vs. the impulse-buying sidekick! 💸💪 Time to get these two personalities on the same page before the shopping chaos ensues! 🤪 #CouponClippingVsImpulseBuying
5 months ago
Share →: Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Commentary:
"Well, when life gives you lemons, trade them for tequila! 🍋🥃 Who needs therapy when you have a liquor store clerk as your personal bartender? 🛒💁‍♂️ Just make sure you're stocked up for all your 'therapy sessions.' 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Commentary:
"Parenting 101: Master the art of carrying your kid out of a store like a surfboard 🏄‍♂️ Who needs a gym membership when you have a squirming child to wrangle? 😆 #ParentingProblems"