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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.
Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.
I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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2 months ago
Share →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Commentary:
"Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don't worry, the cows won't judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken"
3 months ago
Share →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Commentary:
"Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"
4 months ago
Share →: Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Commentary:
☕️ "Sipping on that coffee like a civilized adult because trust me, throwing chairs is so last season! 😝 Who knew caffeine could prevent a potential furniture-throwing incident! Keep calm and drink coffee, folks!" ☕️
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the ultimate mind-clearing hack was simply laughing like a maniac 😂💭 Let those thoughts scatter like confetti all thanks to unstoppable giggles! 🎉 #BrainCleanse"
4 months ago
Share →: A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Commentary:
"Feeling the pressure much? 🤣 Maybe it's time to upgrade from a blanket to a USB stick for that extra zip-file compression! 💾💤 #TechNapGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Commentary:
☕️😅 "Coffee: the temporary pause button for our inevitable journey towards chaos. It might not fix everything, but hey, at least we're not actively making things worse! Keep calm and caffeinate on, my friends! ☕️😜"
5 months ago
Share →: People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Commentary:
"Imagine a jolly holiday season where retail workers get to sprinkle a little *slap* of cheer on those difficult customers. 🎁👋 Let's just say, it could add a whole new meaning to the phrase 'customer service with a *smack*!'"
5 months ago
Share →: Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Commentary:
"Therapy is great for the mind, but nothing beats belting out a power ballad in your car for the soul! 🎤🚗 Who needs a therapist when you have your own private concert on wheels, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Commentary:
"Well, at least this person has mastered one specific assumption 🤷‍♂️ Seems like the fetal position is their go-to move for any situation – who needs assumptions when you can just curl up into a ball and hope for the best? 🤣 #FetalPositionIsLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷‍♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps"