170 Funny stress quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

  Commentary:
  Ah yes, the classic game of "What's Ruining My Day?"—it's like playing a dysfunctional version of Clue! 🤔🕵️‍♀️💊

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

  Commentary:
  Trying to quit, but life keeps offering me a light. 😂💨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

  Commentary:
  Running on stress and iced coffee is the new balanced diet! 🏃‍♀️☕️😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

  Commentary:
  Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my snooze button is just an investment in emotional wellness! 😅🥱🚗

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

  Commentary:
  Taking DIY to a whole new level of efficiency 😂✂️💔

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

  Commentary:
  Oh great, just what I needed—stress pimples, the sequel 🤦‍♂️😂 #SkincareGoals

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

  Commentary:
  Decisions, decisions… Can I just stress about winning the lottery to fund this dream trip? 🌍💸✈️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

  Commentary:
  When you need a meditation app to calm down from your meditation app 😅🧘‍♂️📱

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

  Commentary:
  When your potential is more elusive than your missing socks 🧦🤔😂

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