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Funny sweater quotes

Funny sweater quotes warm up the conversation with a dose of humor about our favorite cozy garments. 🧥😄 From playful jabs at sweater weather to witty remarks about holiday knitwear, these quotes celebrate the fun and quirks of wearing sweaters. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the comfort of your favorite knitwear! 🧥😄

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

1 month ago

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

3 months ago

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

3 months ago

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

3 months ago

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

3 months ago

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

3 months ago

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

3 months ago

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

3 months ago

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

3 months ago

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

3 months ago