11 Funny sweater quotes — Wordgag ツ

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

2 months ago2 months ago

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Mar 18, 2025

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Jan 27, 2025

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Jan 26, 2025

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Jan 26, 2025

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Jan 26, 2025

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Jan 25, 2025

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Jan 24, 2025

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Jan 22, 2025

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Jan 22, 2025

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Jan 22, 2025