18 Funny taken quotes

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  23 hours ago

  Share →: I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

  Commentary:
  Looks like those magic cleaning pills aren't working, but at least your insides are squeaky clean! 🧼😂

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

  Commentary:
  That wet sports bra deserves an Olympic gold for wrestling! 🐊🤣🌞

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a major plot twist in the mirror-verse! 😂🪞🙈

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

  Commentary:
  I feel you, my driver's license photo is starting to look like a historical artifact! 📸😄🕰️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the drama these walls would dish out! 📢🧱 Gossip Central reporting for duty! 😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

  Commentary:
  "Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of trying to track down the device that's supposed to track your steps! 🕵️‍♂️🚶‍♂️ It's like a game of hide-and-seek with your Fitbit. Maybe it's trying to get some extra steps in without you knowing! 😉 #FitbitMystery

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about a creative workaround! 🤣 Looks like the English language played its own cheeky game of hide and seek with these words. The inventors must have had a good chuckle about this one! 🤖🔠 #WordplayWin

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's why smokers get extra breaks – it's like time-off compensation! ⏳🚬 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the… smoke break? 😂 #WorkPerks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, the threat of losing access to Twitter is as serious as starting a family for some 🤣 Maybe they should just stick to tweeting and leave procreation out of it! 🐦🚫👶"

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