21 Funny taken quotes

• Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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  2 months ago

  aging, before, bit, clerk, humor, i, ID, interaction, joke, just, office, over, photo, post, post office, queue, said, taken, yes

• I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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  2 months ago

  chore, cleaning, confusion, dish, dishes, dishwasher, dishwasher tablet, doing, feel, five, humor, i, idea, joke, misunderstanding, still, tablet, taken, work

• I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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  2 months ago

  alligator, angry, bra, comparison, funny comparison, humor, i, middle, never, same, sports, sports bra, struggle, summer, taken, thing, wet, wrestling

• I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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  2 months ago

  again, doing, growth, hard, humor, i, introspection, myself, personal, personal growth, sarcasm, self-awareness, self-reflection, taken

• I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, consider, current, humor, i, joke, last, me, picture, self-image, selfie, taken, ten, time, where

• Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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  2 months ago

  humor, personification, taken, talk, terrifying, walls

• People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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  2 months ago

  deserve, food, food humor, food preference, fry, humor, humor at food, opinion, people, potato, preference, ridicule, sarcasm, seriously, shame, sweet, sweet potato fry, taken

• I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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  2 months ago

  FitBit, fitness, frustration, humor, i, irony, item, lost, lost item, put, steps, taken, track, tracking, trying, where, wish

• They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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  2 months ago

  humor, invention, irony, language, metallic, taken, wit, word, word invention

• They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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  2 months ago

  break, breaks, give, health, humor, irony, lifespan, smoker, smokers, taken, time

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