21 Funny taken quotes

Funny taken quotes bring a hilarious twist to relationship status 💑, proving that being off the market doesn’t mean you can’t have a laugh 😂! Whether you’re happily hitched or just proudly spoken for, these witty lines add a spark of humor 🔥 to love life stories. Ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even share one or two with your special someone? Let the fun begin! 😄💕

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

Commentary:
Time really flies when you're waiting in line! ⏳😅📬

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Commentary:
Looks like those magic cleaning pills aren't working, but at least your insides are squeaky clean! 🧼😂

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Commentary:
That wet sports bra deserves an Olympic gold for wrestling! 🐊🤣🌞

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

Commentary:
Sounds like a major plot twist in the mirror-verse! 😂🪞🙈

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Commentary:
I feel you, my driver's license photo is starting to look like a historical artifact! 📸😄🕰️

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Commentary:
"Imagine the drama these walls would dish out! 📢🧱 Gossip Central reporting for duty! 😂"

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Commentary:
"Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of trying to track down the device that's supposed to track your steps! 🕵️‍♂️🚶‍♂️ It's like a game of hide-and-seek with your Fitbit. Maybe it's trying to get some extra steps in without you knowing! 😉 #FitbitMystery

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Commentary:
Well, talk about a creative workaround! 🤣 Looks like the English language played its own cheeky game of hide and seek with these words. The inventors must have had a good chuckle about this one! 🤖🔠 #WordplayWin

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Commentary:
"Ah, so that's why smokers get extra breaks – it's like time-off compensation! ⏳🚬 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the… smoke break? 😂 #WorkPerks"

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