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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.
I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.
Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.
HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.
My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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15 hours ago
Share →: Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Commentary:
"Imagine the drama these walls would dish out! 📢🧱 Gossip Central reporting for duty! 😂"
2 months ago
Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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"Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"
2 months ago
Share →: I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Oh, the irony of trying to track down the device that's supposed to track your steps! 🕵️‍♂️🚶‍♂️ It's like a game of hide-and-seek with your Fitbit. Maybe it's trying to get some extra steps in without you knowing! 😉 #FitbitMystery
5 months ago
Share →: They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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Well, talk about a creative workaround! 🤣 Looks like the English language played its own cheeky game of hide and seek with these words. The inventors must have had a good chuckle about this one! 🤖🔠 #WordplayWin
5 months ago
Share →: They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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"Ah, so that's why smokers get extra breaks – it's like time-off compensation! ⏳🚬 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the… smoke break? 😂 #WorkPerks"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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"Apparently, the threat of losing access to Twitter is as serious as starting a family for some 🤣 Maybe they should just stick to tweeting and leave procreation out of it! 🐦🚫👶"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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"Bananas: the fruit that drove a rift between humans and monkeys, creating a banana battle of epic proportions! 🍌🙉 Who will emerge victorious in this fruity feud? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Banana Wars'!"
5 months ago
Share →: Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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"Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"
5 months ago
Share →: My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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Looks like "yelling less" quickly turned into "yelling stress" for this brave parent 🙈🔥. The road to improved parenting may have hit a pothole or two! 🛣️🚗 #ParentingStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Commentary:
"Who knew a fitness tracker could be so demanding? 🐾 Better step up your game or prepare for a surprise mess in your living room! 💩 #FitnessFails"