13 Funny taken quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?
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  4 months ago

  View →: My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.
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  5 months ago

  View →: HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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