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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.
1 month ago
Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.
2 months ago
Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.
3 months ago
Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.
3 months ago
Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.
3 months ago
You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.
3 months ago
I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.
3 months ago
The Jaws theme stays on during sex.
3 months ago