Funny theme quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

  Commentary:
  "Brain: *Let's solve this puzzle!* Password: *Not so fast, buddy! 🤔🔑🎶*"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

  Commentary:
  Picture this: every elevator ride turning into a secret agent mission! 🕵️‍♂️🎶 Suddenly, the daily grind feels like an action blockbuster. Who needs Hollywood when your building's got the soundtrack for stealth mode? 🚀🎬😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

  Commentary:
  "Setting the mood for love…with a fast-paced chase theme? 🏃‍♂️🎶 Who needs smooth R&B when you've got the comedic chaos of Benny Hill to spice things up for some unexpected twists and turns in the babymaking playlist! 😂🎵"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

  Commentary:
  🎶🎶 "And now, presenting the next karaoke sensation… someone who takes 'Pink Panther' quite literally! 🐾 This performance is so smooth, you might mistake it for a cat burglar! 😹 Just watch out for the mysterious charm and the stealthy moves… or lack thereof! 🎶🎵 #KaraokeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

  Commentary:
  🎬 "Buckle up, folks! This movie isn't messing around with just love triangles and car chases. No siree! Get ready for the thrilling rollercoaster of 'Adult Themes' including the heart-pounding journey of interest rates, the suspenseful saga of bad knees, the spine-tingling tale of back pain, and the nail-biting excitement of going to bed early! Strap in and prepare to be educatively entertained! 💫🎥"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

  Commentary:
  "Great idea! Now my anxiety has a soundtrack and a fan club! 🎶🦈😱"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

  Commentary:
  "Throwing a Great Gatsby themed party without finishing the book is like hosting a Harry Potter night without knowing who Voldemort is 😆📚 It's all glitz and glam until someone realizes they missed the memo on Gatsby's tragic demise! 🎉 #PartyFail"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't have palm trees in your toilet? 🌴 Just keep the sand and seagulls out! 🚽🏖️ #BreakingBathroomRules"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so that's how you make sure the suspense is real every time 🦈😏 Just imagine the intense buildup followed by a surprising climax! 🎶😆 #SharkWeekInBed

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