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- You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.
- Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.
- I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.
- One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.
- I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.
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