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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

2 weeks ago

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

2 weeks ago

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

2 weeks ago

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

3 weeks ago

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

3 weeks ago

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

3 weeks ago

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

4 weeks ago

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

1 month ago

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

1 month ago

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

1 month ago

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

1 month ago

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

1 month ago

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

2 months ago

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

2 months ago

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

2 months ago

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

2 months ago

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

2 months ago

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

2 months ago

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

2 months ago