304 Funny too quotes

• Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

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  7 days ago

  freaky, fun, honesty, humor, life, personality, pretend, short, stuff, too

• That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

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  1 week ago

  collecting, concern, friend, humor, interaction, personal, personal question, question, questions, social, social interaction, too

• When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

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  1 week ago

  humor, i, motivation, stoppable, temperature, too, unstoppable, warm, warmer, warmth, weather

• The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

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  1 week ago

  another, big, calendar, getting, humor, Jesus, joke, number, religious, religious joke, soon, time, too, year

• You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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  1 week ago

  activity, age, cow, drive, driving, fun, fun activity, never, old, past, shout, too

• I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

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  1 week ago

  better, comparison, complaint, hate, humor, i, irony, people, perspective, phrase, say, too, worse

• Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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  1 week ago

  exactly, humor, intelligence, manipulation, overconfidence, psychology, self-awareness, smart, thinking, too

• Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

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  1 week ago

  explaining, humor, judge, judgment, just, me, much, myself, please, sarcasm, too, work

• Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

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  1 week ago

  built, crypto, dumb, enough, finance, humor, investment, irony, people, realize, scheme, self-awareness, stupidity, too, whole

• Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

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  1 week ago

  9-5, 9-5 job, 95, crypto, dumb, honesty, i, influencer, influencing, job, laziness, lazy, making, making money, money, scam, self-doubt, shy, shyness, too

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