55 Funny understand quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.
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  5 months ago

  View →: What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.
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  5 months ago

  View →: People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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