548 Funny want quotes

• Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.

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  7 days ago

  awkward, awkward silence, breaker, Funny, humor, icebreaker, silence, skills, social, social skills, want, world

• If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

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  7 days ago

  advertising, behavior, consumer, consumer behavior, difference, gender, gender difference, humor, man, marketing, prove, sales, sales strategy, sell, show, something, strategy, using, want, woman, women

• I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

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  7 days ago

  change, desire, humor, i, juice, just, priorities, snack, snacks, things, understanding, used, want

• I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

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  1 week ago

  asked, broke, earn, family, game, humor, husband, i, joke, just, money, Monopoly, relationship, want

• Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.

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  1 week ago

  blink, blinking, boss, communication, funny gesture, gesture, humor, i, knows, raise, slow, slow blink, want, workplace

• Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

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  1 week ago

  am, choice, family, humor, i, independence, individualism, person, personal, personal choice, unfortunately, want

• Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

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  1 week ago

  drinking, food, Friday, humor, indulgence, pint, rule, rules, takeaway, tonight, want, weekend

• I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

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  1 week ago

  being, complain, day, entertainment, hard, hate, i, laziness, life, nothing, react, slave, streamer, video, videos, wage, wage slave, want, work

• The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

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  1 week ago

  am, computer, humor, i, IT, just, note, password, post-it, post-it note, security, technology, want

• I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

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  1 week ago

  AI, al, art, chores, creativity, dish, dishes, humor, i, laundry, productivity, want, writing

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