346 Funny want quotes

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  19 hours ago

  Share →: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

  Commentary:
  “Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂”

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  2 days ago

  Share →: If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

  Commentary:
  “When you realize the fridge is just as empty in a mansion 🍽️🤷‍♂️ #StayHungry”

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  5 days ago

  Share →: When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

  Commentary:
  “Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5”

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

  Commentary:
  “Veggie lasagna: the dish that made me appreciate dessert more than ever! 🍝🤐😂”

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

  Commentary:
  “Guess my PJs are practicing social distancing from drama! 😆🛌🚫🗣️”

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

  Commentary:
  “At least you’ll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

  Commentary:
  “When ‘I just don’t want to’ doesn’t cut it, I guess we’re all going to Plan B: avoid eye contact and pretend we didn’t hear it! 🙈🤷‍♂️😂”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

  Commentary:
  “Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

  Commentary:
  “When I say I’m on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let’s keep it that way!”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

  Commentary:
  “Imagine a herd of meese sneaking into restaurants, ordering their own salads. 🦌🥗 #MooseParty”

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