15 Funny warm quotes

• I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

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  2 days ago

  age, aging, before, conclusion, conclusions, humor, i, jumping, patience, warm, warm-up, where

• My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

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  2 days ago

  couch, cushion, humor, keeping, laziness, relaxation, superpower, warm

• Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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  3 weeks ago

  financial, financial struggle, housing, humor, i, irony, just, money, paid, place, rent, starve, starving, struggle, survival, warm, warmth

• It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, easy, feed, happiness, happy, keep, me, mood, summer, sunshine, warm, warmth, weather, winter

• Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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  2 months ago

  best, cold, dish, food, humor, idiom, just, justice, pun, warm, water, wordplay

• My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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  2 months ago

  alert, camera, check, curiosity, door, door camera, funny habit, habit, home, home security, just, me, outside, security, stepping, stepping outside, temperature, temperature check, warm, weather, weather curiosity

• Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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  2 months ago

  bridges, burn, hope, humor, keep, metaphor, night, revenge, sarcasm, warm, warmth

• I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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  2 months ago

  fun, humor, humor quote, i, interaction, just, little, most, need, patience, personality, relationship, sarcasm, social, social interaction, super, teasing, time, warm

• It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bed, before, getting, getting out of bed, humor, important, motivation, physical, physical activity, warm, warm-up

• Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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  2 months ago

  cold, cold day, comfort, comfort food, cozy, day, days, embrace, even, food, food love, found, hot, humor, love, peace, pizza, warm, warm embrace

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