Funny warm quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

  Commentary:
  "Just like a fine cheese, I need to age a bit before I'm truly delightful! 🧀⏳😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless ritual of warming up — because nothing says "ready for action" like finally rolling out of bed without pulling a muscle! 😅🛏️🔥 Remember, even your bed needs a warm-up before you launch into the day. 😉💪 #MorningStretchGoals

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

  Commentary:
  "I like warm weather, but just enough to melt my worries away, not my face 🌞🤯 #HotMessExpress"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry boss, can't make it to work today. My partner's cozy cuddles have activated maximum 'stay in bed' mode 😴🛌 #priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

  Commentary:
  "Justice is a dish best served cold ❄️, if it were served warm, it would be justwater 💦. So, next time you're seeking justice, make sure it's chilled for maximum satisfaction 😉!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

  Commentary:
  "Just out here multitasking like a pro – warming up both my seat and my burrito because priorities, am I right? 🚗🔥🌯 #LifeHacks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

  Commentary:
  "If this logic holds, I must be on fire right now! 🔥 Who knew staying warm was the secret to avoiding those extra pounds! 😂🤷‍♂️ #HotGirlSummer #ExpandingMyHorizons"

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