65 Funny welcome quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the fabulous 40s – where you finally feel like you've got it all together, only to have your friends and family gleefully remind you that the fun is just getting started! 🎉😅 Just keep on thriving and ignore the naysayers, because we all know age is just a number! 😉🎂 #LifeBeginsAt40 #AgeIsJustANumber

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to adulthood, where the coffee flows like water and sleep is just a distant memory. 😴☕️ Don't worry, we're all just zombies in business attire here! 💼🧟‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fabulous 50s! Where your doctor and pharmacist become your new BFFs 🤝💊 Who needs coffee dates when you can chat about prescriptions and blood pressure readings instead? 😜 #NewDecadeNewContacts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on surviving another Thursday! Just remember, it's not a near-death experience, it's just a regular day in adulthood 😅🎉 #AdultingLikeAPro"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Twitter – the magical land where folks turn into all-knowing geniuses in 280 characters or less! 🧙‍♂️💡 Just remember, on this platform, even a cat could be considered a leading authority on quantum physics. 🐱🔬 #ExpertsEverywhere"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

  Commentary:
  "Step right up and witness the extraordinary spectacle of confidence outweighing accuracy on the grand stage of the internet! 🎪🤣 Don't worry, if you're feeling lost in this swirling sea of misinformation, you're not alone! 🌊🙈 Just remember: the internet is the only place where you can be confidently wrong 24/7! 🌐😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to my version of 'functioning adult', where applying for a nap is as important as paying bills 💤💸 Let's just say my adulting skills come with a side of creativity and a sprinkle of chaos! 🤪✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to adulthood, where 9pm feels like midnight and midnight feels like a distant memory. 🌜⏰😴 Who needs late nights when you can have early bedtimes, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical age where guacamole becomes a legitimate reason for celebration 🥑🎉 Who needs fancy parties when you've got ripe avocados, am I right? Welcome to the thrilling world of adulting in your 40s!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the glorious 40s, where discussing the efficiency of a vegetable peeler suddenly becomes an important decision-making factor 🥕🔪 Here's to embracing the quirks and joys of adulthood, one kitchen gadget at a time! 😉"

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