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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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Fries, not lies.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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