62 Funny welcome quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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