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85 Funny welcome quotes

Funny welcome quotes 🤗✨ add a splash of humor to any gathering, setting the perfect tone for good times and laughter 😂. Whether you’re hosting a party, starting a meeting, or just greeting someone at the door 🚪, these witty one-liners are sure to break the ice 🧊 and get everyone smiling. Dive into a world where humor meets hospitality, and let the giggles begin 🎉!

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Posted on6 months ago

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Posted onFeb 18, 2025Feb 18, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Posted onFeb 15, 2025Feb 15, 2025

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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