14 Funny wet quotes

• Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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  2 months ago

  1, account, accounts, big, exaggeration, humor, just, likes, media, say, social, social media, water, wet

• I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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  2 months ago

  alligator, angry, bra, comparison, funny comparison, humor, i, middle, never, same, sports, sports bra, struggle, summer, taken, thing, wet, wrestling

• Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, great, humor, joke, only, rain, sarcastic, umbrella, want, weather, wet

• Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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  2 months ago

  astrophysics, bed, hair, humor, i, know, looking, lot, morning, science, surprise, wake, wake up, wet, wet hair, woke

• No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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  2 months ago

  buffalo, buffalo wing, ever, food, humor, me, nap, restaurant, sarcasm, single, support, waitress, wet, wet nap, wing, wings

• I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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  2 months ago

  encounter, everyone, hair, house, humor, i, know, left, makeup, relatable, run, sure, wet

• Never trust a wet fart.

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  2 months ago

  advice, caution, fart, humor, trust, wet

• Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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  2 months ago

  change, drinking, dry, Dry January, February, fun, humor, January, month, play, play on words, seasonal, seasonal change, sopping, Sopping Wet February, wet, words

• I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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  2 months ago

  being, bugs, cold, hot, humor, i, irony, just, love, outdoor, outside, too, weather, wet, windy

• Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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  2 months ago

  ahead, bar, bar culture, bartender, culture, drinks, humor, put, receipt, service, wet

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