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Funny wet quotes

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025

Never trust a wet fart.

Never trust a wet fart.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Bartenders be like "here's that receipt, I'll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar".

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025