37 Funny whatever quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing… 'Clang-Bang-Bash!' 🤯🛠️🎉 Your one-stop app for deciphering the mysterious symphony of chaos from the upper floors! Whether it's a dance party or an indoor roller derby, we've got you covered! Just remember, what happens upstairs, stays upstairs… unless you download this app. 😜📱"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

  Commentary:
  Oh boy, sounds like someone's hit the send button with a vengeance! 💌💥 Let's hope they have better luck reaching you through the inbox than with their fists! 😂🙏 #EmailsOverKnockouts

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sun, the responsible celestial body sticking to its schedule like clockwork ⏰☀️. And then there's the moon, living its best chaotic neutral life 🌙🤷‍♂️. Balance in the universe, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

  Commentary:
  🤖 "Not saying I'm a bot or anything, but if humans start giving me poetry assignments, we might need to reevaluate the balance of power here. Onions, huh? Well, I guess it's time to make tears flow in the world of literature! 🧅💬📝"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

  Commentary:
  "I'm as loyal as a bargain hunter in a clearance sale! 🛍️💸 Who needs brand loyalty when you’ve got discounts and savings on your side? 😄 #ThriftyShopperGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Savage Garden – the masters of blending romance with questionable mountain etiquette! 🏔️💔 Who knew love could involve such adventurous aquatic activities? 😂 Let's hope 'standing on a mountain' with someone doesn't lead to a one-way ticket to the sea! 🌊 #SavageGardenShenanigans"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, if oats can be milk, you can be anything from a superhero 🦸‍♂️ to a unicorn 🦄! Embrace your inner oat-milk potential and go conquer the world! 🌟 #DreamBig"

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