34 Funny whenever quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

  Commentary:
  🐭 "I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am." 🦁

  Well, it looks like this person has found a unique way to assert their dominance over the mouse kingdom! Who knew announcing your arrival could be the key to fearless navigation through dark rooms? Maybe they're onto something… Or maybe they just really like an audience, even if it's a tiny, whiskered one!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

  Commentary:
  "When in a tough spot, channel your inner Jesus 🙏 Just remember, resurrection isn't an everyday skill for most of us 😂🕊️ #WWJD #DisappearingAct"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like your Uber driver has a strict 'drop and go' policy! 🚗😂 Maybe they're just eager to pick up their next passenger or maybe they're just jealous of your cozy car vibes. Either way, looks like you'll have to find another spot for your post-drive relaxation sessions!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old paradox of personalities 🤷‍♂️. Some folks sprinkle their magic happiness dust wherever they roam, while others…well, let's just say their departure is like a breath of fresh air 💨😆. Choose your squad wisely, folks! #HappinessHunters"

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