Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Commentary:
"Looks like your Feng Shui journey got stuck at the 'placement' chapter! 📚🤔 Maybe it's time for some spatial rearrangement with a sprinkle of good energy flow! 🌿💫"
6 months ago
Share →: Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern recluse on a quest for love! 🕵️‍♂️🚪 Who needs dating apps when you've got the mystery of the unknown neighbor next door or the dashing delivery person who brings your takeout? 🌮💌 Remember, romance can be found in the unlikeliest of places… like the laundry room or the self-checkout line at the grocery store! 🧺🛒 Just remember to
6 months ago
Share →: So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Commentary:
"Maybe the real final frontier is politely knocking before you boldly go! 🖖🚀😄 #SpaceEtiquette"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic dilemma of adulthood – pills versus glasses, a tale as old as time! 🤔💊👓 Who needs a memory when you've got a sense of humor, right? Maybe it's time for some pill-shaped glasses or glasses-shaped pills – problem solved! 😂
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'm just the caboose on the train of thought – always late to the party! 🚂😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Commentary:
"Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs? 🕺💃 Because let's face it, my idea of a wild night out involves some solid sitting time!"
6 months ago
Share →: You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of wanting to go off the grid so badly, you actually consider becoming a missing person 🕵️‍♂️💼 Just imagine the adventures that await in the land of Missing- where chores and responsibilities are but a myth! Good luck convincing your boss you're on a business trip to Missing though 🤣🗺️ #WhereInTheWorldIsUser
6 months ago
Share →: The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a classic case of 'Bi-yourself' – the ultimate dilemma of being attracted to both men and women, but ending up with no one interested in return! 😅💔 Remember, it's better to be 'Bi-yourself' than to compromise who you are for anyone else! 🌈 #LoveYourself"
6 months ago
Share →: The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Commentary:
Isn't the car just a gasoline-drinking gasshole with wheels? 🚗⛽️ Fill 'er up, oh mighty gasshole! Maybe we should start calling gas stations "gasshole watering holes." 😂

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the opening where you pour gas into a car is actually called the fuel filler neck? 🚗⛽️
6 months ago
Share →: Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Commentary:
Limbo: where the lower you go, the higher you soar! 🕺🏽 Who knew failing miserably could be so uplifting? Keep aiming for rock bottom to reach the top – it's a limbo paradox! 🌟