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I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

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I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

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I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

32 shares on Threads this month:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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I had too much to think last night.

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I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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