I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know. Posted on6 hours ago
If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood. Posted on7 hours ago
If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. Posted on1 day ago
Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything? Posted on2 days ago
If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win. Posted on4 days ago