Funny quotes win

20 Funny win quotes

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

1 month ago

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

1 month ago

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

2 months ago

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

2 months ago

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

2 months ago

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

3 months ago

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

3 months ago

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

3 months ago

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

3 months ago

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

3 months ago

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

3 months ago

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

3 months ago

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

3 months ago

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

3 months ago

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

3 months ago

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

3 months ago

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

3 months ago

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

3 months ago

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

3 months ago

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

3 months ago