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Feeling "peaked" about this correction? Join the club—I thought it involved mountain climbing! 😂📚🏔️
79 Funny word quotes
Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.
I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?
Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.
Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.
Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.
The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”
I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.
Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.
