55 Funny word quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…
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  5 months ago

  View →: How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.
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  5 months ago

  View →: IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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  5 months ago

  View →: German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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