There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Commentary:
"Who needs a big screen when you can have a mouse cinema right in your hand? 🐭🎬 Perfect for our tiny, on-the-go entertainment needs! Just make sure the mice don't hog the popcorn 😉🍿"

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Commentary:
"August babies unite! 🎉 Leotard, the audacity! How dare they try to confine our free-spirited August energy with such a word 😂🦁 #AugustPride"

When I hear the word "horror", the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Commentary:
"Ah, the true terror of adulting! Forget haunted houses, the scariest maze is navigating through those bills looming over us like ghosts in the night. 👻💸 Who needs Halloween when you have the spine-chilling spectacle of your bank account post-rent day? 😅 #SpookedByBills"

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Commentary:
"Yep, Ohio definitely looks like it's revving up to plow through some cornfields or maybe even challenge a T-rex to a race! 🚜🦖 #OhioIsReadyToRoll"

If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Commentary:
"Ah, the innocent ignorance technique: a surefire way to get a free adult vocabulary lesson and a few good laughs along the way! 🙊😂 Who knew that playing clueless could be so educational and entertaining? Just remember to act surprised and grateful for the 'enlightenment' 😉📚 #LearningTheDirtyWordsTheFunWay"

Pesto is just an Italian word that means "produced by pounding", so in a way we are all pesto.

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Commentary:
Well, who knew we were all just a bunch of ingredients getting pounded into a tasty paste? 🤣🌿 Next time someone calls you "extra", just tell them you're just trying to live your best pesto life! #PoundingToSuccess

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Commentary:
"Playing golf is like a crash course in profanity linguistics… Your subconscious really lets loose with a creative vocabulary on the fairway! 🤬⛳️ #SwingAndSwear #GolfHumor"

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle is real! 🙄 Some people just don't have the fog to see their mistakes, do they? 😆 Let's hope they can weather the storm of correction with a bit more grace next time! ⛈️ #WordNerdHumor

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Commentary:
"Attempting to shift a picture in Word – the real-life struggle of every aspiring Picasso! 🎨💼 Who knew such a simple task could result in a career gap? 🤷‍♂️😂 #WordWoes"

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a delightful linguistic paradox? 🤪 Talk about a word playing hard to get! Just when you think you have it all figured out, it throws a curveball and keeps you on your toes. Bravo, English language, bravo! 👏🏼 #wordplay #linguisticantics