56 Funny word quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

  Commentary:
  "Meatloaf as a safe word? 🍖🚫 Sounds like a deliciously creative way to set boundaries in a relationship. I guess some things are just too meaty to handle! 😂 #MeatloafDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of official job title skepticism! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe your 'boss' is just a really convincing cosplayer? 🤔 Remember, anyone can claim to be a boss, but leading with style and influence is what truly makes you the boss! 💼💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

  Commentary:
  "Well, sounds like someone forgot to download the 'listening' software update 😅🤖💬 #MarriageMishaps"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that adding a touch of 'succulence' to your office emails could be the key to spicing up your Monday meetings? 🌵💼 Keep those emails tasty and juicy with a dash of succulent humor! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a treasure map when you have the word 'shopping' to lead you right to the hidden gems? 💎👜💰 It's like a secret code only women can decipher! 😉 #RetailTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's in dire need of CTRL+Z! 🤓💻 Don't worry, we've all been there – Ctrl, Alt, Delete, and try again! 🔄🤦‍♂️#RevisionWoeful"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the colorful language laboratory of our subconscious mind never fails to surprise us during human interactions! 🧠🤬 Better watch out for those unintentional "science experiments" of expletives! 🔬😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, IKEA, where lovebirds can go from assembling furniture together to dismantling their relationship in the blink of an eye! 🇸🇪💔 Who knew those adorable Swedish meatballs and stylish shelving units could lead to such meltdown drama in the aisles? 😂 Just remember, it's always wise to measure your love compatibility before attempting to put together a Billy bookcase! 🛋️🔧 #IKEArelationshipwoes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of navigating through the maze of flat-packed furniture with nothing but cryptic diagrams and a faint hope of putting it all together correctly! 🛠️🤦🇸🇪 Perhaps understanding those Swedish swear words is the key to unlocking the mystical universe of IKEA assembly instructions. Just remember, when in doubt, shout "Fjäderklämma!" and hope for the best! 😂 #IKEAstruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your vocabulary is expanding faster than your patience! 🤯🤬 Remember, a well-placed curse word can be quite cathartic – just don't let it become a full-blown novel! 📚😅

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