219 Funny workplace quotes

• Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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• I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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• The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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  animals, application, concern, confidence, cover, cover letter, humor, job, job application, letter, lion, workplace

• Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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  1 month ago

  boredom, first job, humor, job, lack, lack of task, normal, nothing, office, office work, task, work, working, workplace, workplace humor

• Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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• Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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  advice, ask, career, going, humor, job, just, me, quit, quitting, quitting job, sarcasm, tell, work, work advice, workplace

• Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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  above, aviation, beyond, fired, firing, going, going above and beyond, humor, job, jobs, pilot, profession, where, workplace

• I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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  animal, car, end, escape, humor, i, ID, joke, penguin, pet, shift, work, workplace, zoo

• I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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  acting, coworkers, deserve, everything, fake, fine, humor, i, office, Oscar, pretending, sarcasm, stress, think, work, workplace

• The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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  efficiency, employment, ethic, humor, lesson, me, office, office humor, productivity, taught, work, work ethic, workload, workplace, workplace humor

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