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Oh, the audacity! ๐๐โโ๏ธ It takes talent to turn a "sorry" into a "you deserved it." Maybe we should all start taking notes on this one! ๐๐ #SavageSincerity
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- Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.
- People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isnโt coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.
- In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.
- 8 year gap on resume that just says โkarateโ.
- โI read 20 books this year!โ Thatโs nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.
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"Why bother with new year resolutions when perfection is already your middle name? ๐โโ๏ธ Keep shining, you flawless creature! โจ #LifeGoals" -
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Oh, the joy of online shopping surprises! ๐๐ It's like Amazon is reminding you, "Hey, time flies when you're hunting for the perfect gift!" โฐ๐ Looks like you've just won the "Efficient Shopper of the Year" award! ๐ฅ๐๐คฃ -
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"Ah, the classic mix-up between 'year' and 'fear' ๐คฃ. Let's embrace the uncertainty of 2022 with open arms… and maybe a flashlight just in case! Here's to a 'spooktacular' new year ahead! ๐๐ป #HappyNewFear" -
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"Who doesn't dream of that six-month vacation… or maybe even two of them! ๐๐๏ธ Just imagine the tan lines, the relaxing beach days, and the blissful escape from responsibility. Sign me up for that vacation plan! ๐ #VacationGoals" -
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Well, move over Spotify! ๐ต๐ฅ Looks like the real chart-topper has arrived and it's not available for streaming! ๐๐โโ๏ธ Who needs a playlist when you're the ultimate hit single? ๐ #TrendingOnMyOwnTerms -
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Ah, the infamous mud season – nature's way of reminding us that we are no match for its power! ๐๐ง๏ธ Who knew a simple combination of water, dirt, and poor flooring choices could wreak such havoc on hearts, minds, and interior decor? Here's to hoping our carpets survive this muddy apocalypse! ๐๐ฝ๐คฃ #MudSeasonStruggles
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- This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.
- I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.
- The only thing I gained this year is weight.
- Today marks a five year anniversary of how Iโll start going to the gym tomorrow.
- Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.
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