36 Funny young quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: My plan is to die young as late as possible.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”
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  2 months ago

  View →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.
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  4 months ago

  View →: One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.
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  4 months ago

  View →: One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.
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  4 months ago

  View →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?
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  5 months ago

  View →: So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.
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  5 months ago

  View →: According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!
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  5 months ago

  View →: As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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