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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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Funny young quotes 🎉 are like a burst of sunshine ☀️ on a rainy day! They capture the essence of youthful mischief and the playful spirit of growing up 🌟. Perfect for sharing a giggle with friends or adding a sprinkle of humor to your day 😂, these witty words remind us of the joy of seeing the world through young, mischievous eyes 👀. Dive into the hilarity and let the laughter begin! 😄

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22 hours ago
Share →: One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Commentary:
Ah, the circle of life: from wild nights to window gazing in a blink! 😂🪟🦉
2 days ago
Share →: When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Commentary:
Ah, the fine print of adulthood—must have missed that part! 🧓📜😂
3 days ago
Share →: When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Commentary:
Sounds about right! These days, my idea of a wild weekend is taking a nap and not pulling a muscle 😂🛌💪
3 days ago
Share →: When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Commentary:
Guess I’ll have to start practicing my bat skills, because daylight is getting way too expensive! 🦇💡😅
5 days ago
Share →: One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Commentary:
I guess my spice rack now outranks my social calendar 😂🍳 #AdultingAdventures
1 week ago
Share →: Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Commentary:
"When you forget your age but your body sends a reminder! 🤣🦴 #OldSoulYoungBody"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Commentary:
"Who knew dreams would come true and battery life would still be the ultimate nemesis? 📱🔋😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Commentary:
"Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦‍♂️😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Commentary:
"20 is the free trial version of adulthood that expires just when you start figuring it out! 🎉⏳😂"
1 month ago
Share →: My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Commentary:
"Forever young, but not a minute early! 🕒😎👴"

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Trending via Facebook:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Just landed via Discord:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Trending via Twitch:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Making waves on Reddit:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Spotted on X:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Trending via Facebook:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Going viral on X:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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