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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.
It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.
Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.
I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.
True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Commentary:
"Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸‍♂️😆✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Commentary:
"When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Commentary:
"Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"
1 month ago
Share →: The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Commentary:
"Vegan superpower: the nearly impossible mission of staying silent about it! 🤫🥦😆"
1 month ago
Share →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Commentary:
"Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"
1 month ago
Share →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Commentary:
"Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️‍♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins"
1 month ago
Share →: You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Commentary:
"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Commentary:
"Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"
1 month ago
Share →: “You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Commentary:
"When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Commentary:
"When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"