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64 Funny yourself quotes
Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.
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Mar 9, 2025
You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?
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Mar 9, 2025
These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.
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Mar 8, 2025
Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.
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Feb 25, 2025
If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.
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Feb 16, 2025
Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.
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Feb 9, 2025
Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.
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Feb 9, 2025
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.
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Feb 3, 2025
Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.
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Feb 1, 2025
Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.
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Feb 1, 2025
Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.
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Feb 1, 2025
Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.
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Feb 1, 2025
If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.
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Feb 1, 2025
It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.
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Jan 29, 2025
You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”
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Jan 28, 2025
A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.
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Jan 28, 2025
Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.
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Jan 28, 2025
I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.
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Jan 28, 2025
Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.
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Jan 28, 2025
Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.
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Jan 28, 2025
Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?
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Jan 28, 2025
A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.
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Jan 27, 2025
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
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Jan 27, 2025
Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.
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Jan 27, 2025
Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.
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Jan 27, 2025
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