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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.
1 week ago
Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.
1 week ago
Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.
2 months ago
You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?
2 months ago
These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.
2 months ago
Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.
2 months ago
If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.
2 months ago
Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.
2 months ago
Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.
2 months ago
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.
3 months ago
Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.
3 months ago
Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.
3 months ago
Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.
3 months ago
Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.
3 months ago
If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.
3 months ago
It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.
3 months ago
You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”
3 months ago
A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.
3 months ago
Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.
3 months ago
I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.
3 months ago
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