134 Funny yourself quotes

• University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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  23 hours ago

  class, education, humor, paid, sarcasm, self learning, student, teaching, tuition, university, yourself

• Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

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  1 day ago

  before, check, check yourself, culture, humor, meme, movie, movie quote, pop, pop culture, pun, Shrek, yourself

• Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

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  2 days ago

  ask, before, December, email, holiday, holiday season, January, management, problem, procrastination, season, send, time, time management, yourself

• You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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  3 weeks ago

  adult, anger, angry, catch, change, changes, frustration, getting, grocery, grocery store, layout, maturity, store, truly, yourself

• The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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  4 weeks ago

  empowerment, energy, girl, hack, humor, love, lover, real, self, self-love, yourself

• The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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  4 weeks ago

  best, failing, forgetfulness, gift, having, humor, memory, open, present, presents, self-gift, surprise, time, wrap, yourself

• I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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  1 month ago

  advice, fine, getting, help, humor, i, partner, recommend, relationship, support, yourself

• When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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  2 months ago

  always, gift, humor, lemon, lemons, life, maybe, perspective, sarcasm, self, take, think, thinking, thought, yourself

• Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, difficult, doing, emotion, enough, feel, growth, minute, motivation, next, personal, personal growth, pride, proud, self-doubt, struggle, yourself

• Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, big, bonk, comparison, feels, funny comparison, hammer, head, moment, music, music recognition, public, recognition, same, Shazam, song, taking, yourself

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