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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.
3 months ago
Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.
3 months ago
If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.
3 months ago
I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.
3 months ago
If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.
3 months ago
Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.
3 months ago