Funny 1 quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

  Commentary:
  When life gives you telemarketers, give them a taste of their own menu! 🤣☎️ Press 1 for a good laugh!

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

  Commentary:
  Who knew dairy math would lead to such udder madness? 🐄😂🥛

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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  Commentary:
  "That 1% is just me realizing I forgot sunscreen! 😂🌞🏖️ #BeachFail"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

  Commentary:
  Riding solo like a music DJ on wheels! 🎧🚴‍♂️ Who needs a DJ when you can be your own personal playlist curator? No complaints, just endless bops on repeat. 🎶😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that mastering the art of gift wrapping would come with a fitness challenge? 🎁💪 Channeling our inner contortionist this holiday season! 😂 #giftwrappinggoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the beauty of hindsight! 💰💸 Buying 1 Bitcoin ten years ago sure feels like a missed opportunity… or does it? 🤔 Remember, in the world of crypto, even staying the same can be a win! 🚀😂 #HODLgang

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is celebrating "Me-mas" instead of Christmas this year 😂📦🎄 Who needs to shop for others when you can treat yourself, right? Enjoy those packages, you deserve it!🎁🎁🎁

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

  Commentary:
  "Oh boy, talk about high stakes! 🤞🎲 Let's hope lady luck is on your side, or else you might end up celebrating your next anniversary in the doghouse! 🐶😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the Formula 1 cars are just water-soluble and they don't want to melt ☔️😆 Or perhaps they're secretly looking for an excuse to showcase their synchronized swimming skills 🏎️💦 Just imagine a pitstop turning into a pool party – now that's entertainment! 🎉💧"

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