21 Funny 1 quotes

Funny 1 quotes are the perfect dose of laughter you didn’t know you needed 😂✨ Whether you’re looking to brighten your day or share a giggle with friends, these witty one-liners pack a punch in just a few words! Ready to boost your mood and spread some smiles? Let’s dive into the world of humor that’s short, sweet, and seriously funny! 😜🎉

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

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If only my remote control had an 'Evade Ads' button! 📺🚫😆

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step…

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It’s like the package went on a secret mission and reported back with, "Mission Accomplished!" 📦🚀😂

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks…

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Juggling friends like social life Pokémon: gotta catch just the right three! 🎬🍹📱

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m.…

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When your sleep schedule is playing hide and seek with the sun! 😴🌞 #VampireVibes

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on…

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Trying to stop aging is like pressing pause on a horror movie—you're just prolonging the jumpscare! 🎬🧟‍♂️😱

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will…

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MS Teams: The drama queen of software, assuming I've gone on a world tour every time I blink 🌍✈️😂

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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Didn't know my workout playlist could change my orientation! 🎶🏋️‍♂️🌈

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for…

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Only if I can use that hour to plan how I'll think about you the rest of the time! 🕒🤔🧠

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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Even my goldfish is trying to become an influencer now! 😂🐠💧

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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When your life plan is a plot twist even you didn't see coming 🤦‍♀️😂🤰❓