Funny 1 quotes

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If my wife doesn't win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it's going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That's what I always do when it rains.

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025