24 Funny 1 quotes

• Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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  1 week ago

  1, 2, Christmas, holiday, humor, oh, procrastination, shopping, stages, stress, time

• Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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  2 months ago

  1, accidental, accidental save, accidentally, computer, computer frustration, digital, digital life, dramatic, duplication, end, file, file duplication, file management, file saving, frustration, funny moment, humor, i, life, management, moment, save, saving, technology, technology humor, twice, worst

• Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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  2 months ago

  1, away, call, country, home, laptop, left, ms, MS Teams, remote, remote work, say, second, Teams, technology, video, video call, work, work from home

• Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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  2 months ago

  1, 2, exercise, fitness, gay, hour, hours, humor, joke, just, straight, time, workout

• I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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  2 months ago

  1, day, funny request, hour, humor, i, jealousy, love, me, need, obsession, possessiveness, relationship, request, think, thinking, time, yourself

• Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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  2 months ago

  1, account, accounts, big, exaggeration, humor, just, likes, media, say, social, social media, water, wet

• Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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  2 months ago

  1, 2, being, contradiction, fear, fears, humor, infertility, pregnancy, pregnant, worst, worst fear

• How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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  2 months ago

  1, author, bestseller, book, every, humor, new, New York Times, publishing, times, writing, york

• How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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  2 months ago

  1, 2, 3, ago, bed, bedtime, clean, cleaning, corner, distraction, five, hours, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, procrastination, room, six, something, stare, start, vintage

• So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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  2 months ago

  1, call, communication, cultural, cultural difference, difference, English, got, humor, i, language, me, phone, phone call, prank, press, said, telemarketer, told, understand

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