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60 Funny alcohol quotes
Funny alcohol quotes add a humorous twist to our favorite social beverage! π»π Whether itβs poking fun at drinking habits or celebrating the lighter side of happy hours, these quotes will have you laughing and toasting to good times. Enjoy the humor in your next sip! ππ₯
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- I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.
- Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.
- When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.
- Iβm proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.
- Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
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"Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge π·πβ¨" -
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"Who needs liquid courage when you have impulsive thumbs? ππ±π" -
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"Who knew 'brunch' was short for 'beware of surprise texts'? π₯π±π€£" -
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When your laptop starts sounding like your boss is speaking in tongues, you know it's time for another round πΊπ» #WorkFromHomeStruggles -
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"Alcohol must have missed the memo on 'evil plans' and just decided to throw a giggle party instead! π₯π Who knew being slutty was the real happy hour special? Cheers to keeping it saucy, not sinister! πΉπ"
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- My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.
- Everyone wants a drunk text until Iβm doing it at noon.
- Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.
- Thereβs going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasnβt enoughβ¦
- Not to brag, but I donβt need alcohol to send texts Iβll regret.
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