76 Funny alcohol quotes

Funny alcohol quotes add a humorous twist to our favorite social beverage! 🍻😂 Whether it’s poking fun at drinking habits or celebrating the lighter side of happy hours, these quotes will have you laughing and toasting to good times. Enjoy the humor in your next sip! 😆🥂

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! 🍹🎭

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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Juice: *tastes great, but forgot to mention it's moonwalking practice in a glass* 🍹🕺😂

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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Ah, the liquid courage translation service strikes again! 🥂🗣️😅

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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Looks like it's time for a "CTRL + Alt + Del" from all those virtual meetings 🍻😂🎧

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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I'd be richer than the Monopoly man and possibly a bit more sober! 🍾💸😆

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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Taking life one shot of wisdom at a time! 🍹😄

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Sounds like I'm the same comedian whether I'm sipping tea or tequila 🤔🎭🥃

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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"Red, blue, and way too true! 🍷😅 Cheers to testing the limits of 'it's 5 o'clock somewhere!' 🕒🍻"

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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"Wait, what were we talking about? 🍷🤔 Oh right, let's toast to short-term amnesia! 🥂😂"