11 Funny alone time quotes

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  16 hours ago

  Share →: Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

  Commentary:
  Finally, some peace and quiet not interrupted by life advice from that nosy neighbor! 🙉🤫🏝️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, peace and quiet! Now to enjoy my 'lottery winnings' by not sharing the remote. 🎉📺 #LivingTheDream"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

  Commentary:
  "Attending a DaBaby concert for some much-needed solitude – because nothing says 'me time' like being surrounded by a crowd of hyped up fans! 🤣🎤 #LonelyAtTheConcert"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crowd when you've got the ultimate trio of comfort and coziness – the dynamic threesome of you, your bed, and that loyal sidekick, the pillow. A perfect combination for a sleepover that never disappoints!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, even your favorite dessert starts to lose its appeal if you have it every single day! 🍰✨ Keep your social interactions spicy by giving yourself a break from certain individuals…because 'out of sight, out of mind' can sometimes be a blessing in disguise! 😉🔇"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Sex is cool and all, but have you ever sprawled out like a starfish on a king size bed? 🛏️ No pillows stealing, no duvet wars, just you and all that glorious space! 😂 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have a bed fit for royalty, am I right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a partner to Netflix and chill when you've got the remote all to yourself? 📺 No more compromising on that next binge-watch choice! Single and totally in control of the TV schedule! 🍿 #IndependentViewingGoals #NetflixAndNoChill"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs counting sheep when you have no one to talk to? 😴 Counting snores instead! 💤 Sweet dreams of silence and solitude await! ✨"

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