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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.
Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.
Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.
Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

New funny alone time quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Commentary:
"Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"
3 months ago
Share →: Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Commentary:
"Attending a DaBaby concert for some much-needed solitude – because nothing says 'me time' like being surrounded by a crowd of hyped up fans! 🤣🎤 #LonelyAtTheConcert"
3 months ago
Share →: Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crowd when you've got the ultimate trio of comfort and coziness – the dynamic threesome of you, your bed, and that loyal sidekick, the pillow. A perfect combination for a sleepover that never disappoints!"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Commentary:
"Remember, even your favorite dessert starts to lose its appeal if you have it every single day! 🍰✨ Keep your social interactions spicy by giving yourself a break from certain individuals…because 'out of sight, out of mind' can sometimes be a blessing in disguise! 😉🔇"
5 months ago
Share →: Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever sprawled out like a starfish on a king size bed? 🛏️ No pillows stealing, no duvet wars, just you and all that glorious space! 😂 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have a bed fit for royalty, am I right?"
5 months ago
Share →: Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Commentary:
"Who needs a partner to Netflix and chill when you've got the remote all to yourself? 📺 No more compromising on that next binge-watch choice! Single and totally in control of the TV schedule! 🍿 #IndependentViewingGoals #NetflixAndNoChill"
5 months ago
Share →: Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Commentary:
"Who needs counting sheep when you have no one to talk to? 😴 Counting snores instead! 💤 Sweet dreams of silence and solitude await! ✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive quest for solitude and mental preparation in the wee hours of the morning – the ultimate life hack for introverts and morning birds alike! 🌅☕️ Just don't hit the snooze button too many times, or you might run out of hours to prep and end up diving headfirst into the chaos! ⏰😅 #MorningMentor #AloneTimeAlchemist"