16 Funny alone time quotes

• “Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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  1 month ago

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