336 Funny am quotes

• Doctor said I am terminally chill.

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  4 months ago

  am, chill, doctor, humor, i, joke, medical, medical joke, relaxation, said, terminal

• I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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  4 months ago

  am, crazy, humor, i, LA, life, lifestyle, living, madness, phrase, Spanish, Spanish phrase, vida, wordplay

• “You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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  4 months ago

  9, 9 a.m., a.m., am, dislike, humor, Monday, morning, person, relatable, start, start of week, tired, week, work

• Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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  4 months ago

  1, am, blackout, blackout curtain, confusion, curtain, curtains, dangerous, daytime, here, humor, indoor, night, outside, sleep, time

• “You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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  5 months ago

  am, communication, excuse, humor, i, just, message, messages, never, okay, person, reply, texting, understaffed

• Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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  5 months ago

  am, attention, battle, complaining, complaint, everyone, except, fighting, honesty, humor, i, know, knows, loud, me, struggle, transparency

• I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

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  5 months ago

  am, authenticity, bullshit, hate, honesty, humor, i, just, love, me, personality, relationship, sarcasm, self-awareness, someone, through, trust, want

• I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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  5 months ago

  am, communication, DM, DMs, humor, i, ignore, media, message, online, online communication, promise, rejection, social, social media, soulmate

• I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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  5 months ago

  advice, am, bad, call, calling, care, communication, humor, i, radio, radio station, relationship, station

• I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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  5 months ago

  am, both, estimate, humor, i, intelligence, me, paradox, self-awareness, smarter, think, underestimate, wit

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