Funny amusing quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

  Commentary:
  Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

  Commentary:
  That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel

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  1 week ago

  Share →: A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

  Commentary:
  When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

  Commentary:
  "Wow, sounds like me trying to find the TV remote! 📺😂🗺️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

  Commentary:
  "Guess we've just turned therapy into a blockbuster event! 🍿😂 #PopcornTherapy"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

  Commentary:
  "At least you're keeping the dance floor entertained and the cardio going! 🕺😂🐶🔄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My favorite hobby is withering away.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

  Commentary:
  Haha, guess you’re on your way to predicting nap times and snack attacks! 🔮😉🍎

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