66 Funny another quotes

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  4 days ago

  View →: Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.
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  1 month ago

  View →: If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!
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  3 months ago

  View →: These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Another Monday that no one asked for.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Oh good. Another day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’
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  4 months ago

  View →: Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.
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  4 months ago

  View →: One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m just a girl looking for another snack.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Know what goes good with beer? Another one.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Another fine day ruined by waking up.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My bad habits got renewed for another season.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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