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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

Live now on Pinterest:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Breaking via Twitch:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Going viral on Instagram:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Just landed via Facebook:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Just landed via WeChat:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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Funny another quotes 😂 are the perfect way to sprinkle some humor into your day! Whether you’re looking to tickle your funny bone 😄 or just want a good laugh, these quirky snippets provide endless entertainment. From hilarious observations to witty one-liners, they bring a touch of lightness to any situation. So, get ready to giggle and share the joy of laughter with friends and family 🎉. Dive into the world of humor and enjoy the ride! 🎢

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We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

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Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

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Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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96 shares on Discord this month:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

44 shares on Discord this month:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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Shared recently on Instagram:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Breaking via TikTok:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Live now on YouTube:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

Going viral on Telegram:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Making waves on Slack:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Going bananas on YouTube:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Live now on X:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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