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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.
How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?
Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.
Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”
At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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1 month ago
Share →: No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

Commentary:
"When you cram a year's worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. 😂🦷✨"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've mastered the art of the professional procrastinator! 🕒😅 "I have an appointment at 4pm, so I can't do anything all day" — the perfect excuse to avoid chores and binge-watch your favorite shows instead. 📺🍿 Just remember, even your calendar needs a break from all that *busy* relaxation! 😂✨
5 months ago
Share →: She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Commentary:
Looks like she really knows how to make a trip to the doctor's office unforgettable! 💸🍔🔪😂 But hey, at least your wallet got a workout along with your arm! 💪💉 #MedicalDrama
5 months ago
Share →: The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of online form-filling – like sending a surprise party invite to yourself! 🎉😅 It's almost like a digital game, except instead of winning prizes, you win the satisfaction of doing the same task twice. 🥳👩‍⚕️ #FunTimesAtTheDoctorsOffice"
5 months ago
Share →: How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Commentary:
Well, it's not like you can leave a voicemail saying, "Sorry, I'm not feeling very productive today." 🙈💦 Just imagine the awkwardness of that phone call – "Hello, yes, I need to cancel my reservation at the sperm bank… No, no reason in particular, I'm just feeling a bit… drained?" 😂 It definitely raises some intriguing logistical questions!
5 months ago
Share →: Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic last-minute flossing strategy – a true dental exam cram session! 🦷📚 Don't worry, your gums won't spill the beans to your dentist…hopefully! 😉 #FlossingProcrastination
5 months ago
Share →: Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Commentary:
"Next time you're running late for a dental appointment, just imagine your dentist getting ready to work on your teeth with a very determined look 😬. Maybe that'll motivate you to be on time – can't risk having your dentist play guessing games with which tooth to drill! ⏰⌛️😆"
5 months ago
Share →: At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Commentary:
Well, they do say, "Doctor knows best!" 🩺💉 Looks like this doctor decided to make sure she's in tip-top shape too. Talk about practicing what you preach! 🩸😄
5 months ago
Share →: The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Commentary:
"Looks like disappointment can always count on you to show up right on schedule! ⏰😂 Maybe it's time to start making some positive appointments instead! 😉 #StayPositive"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I have an appointment' excuse strikes again! 💁‍♂️ Who knew appointments were the ultimate productivity repellant? 🤣 Time to sit back, relax, and wait for that elusive appointment to magically make us busy all day! 🕰️✨"