24 Funny appointment quotes

• At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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  1 day ago

  appointment, being, booing, call, doctor, doctor office, doctors, humor, mine, name, name call, names, office, patient, room, waiting, waiting room

• Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

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  1 month ago

  4, 4 p.m., appointment, day, introvert, nothing, p.m., ruin, ruins

• Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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  2 months ago

  appointment, chores, cleaning, dentist, dentist appointment, humor, i, kitchen, laundry, making, plant, procrastination, saw, watered

• Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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  2 months ago

  appointment, care, crying, health, humor, mental, mental health, self, self-care, therapy

• One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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  2 months ago

  6, adulthood, appointment, appointments, closing, closing time, every, full, full-time job, i, job, management, never, place, schedule, thing, time, time management, understand, work

• I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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  2 months ago

  appointment, doctor, doctors, humor, i, just, medical, medical appointment, retire, retirement, said, travel, trip, unexpected, unexpected trip

• Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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  2 months ago

  apology, appointment, appointments, call, calls, depression, embarrassing, embarrassment, fog, health, lift, mental, mental health, miss, phone, phone call, return, sometimes, tour, whole

• No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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  2 months ago

  appointment, before, dental, flossing, health, humor, motivation, routine, self-care, start, time, timing

• I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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  2 months ago

  4pm, am, anything, appointment, daily, daily routine, day, hate, humor, i, laziness, management, person, procrastination, routine, self-awareness, time, time management, type

• She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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  2 months ago

  appointment, appointments, arm, doctor, fat, hate, humor, i, me, money, stab

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