Funny quotes appointment

15 Funny appointment quotes

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

3 months ago

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

3 months ago

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

3 months ago

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

3 months ago

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

3 months ago

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

3 months ago

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

3 months ago

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

3 months ago

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

3 months ago

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

3 months ago

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

3 months ago

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

3 months ago

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

3 months ago

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

3 months ago

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

3 months ago