60 Funny argument quotes

• Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

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  7 hours ago

  argue, argument, conversation, debate, food, food debate, hi, hotdog, hour, humor, online, sandwich

• I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

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  3 weeks ago

  argument, belief, Christmas, good, holiday, humor, i, Santa, should, skepticism, still, stop, tradition, why

• Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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  4 weeks ago

  argument, conflict, fight, fighting, humor, internet, life, media, please, real, short, short life, social, social media, start, stop

• Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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  1 month ago

  apart, argument, conflict, drama, exaggeration, family, humor, me, saying, someone, tearing, whenever

• This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

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  1 month ago

  anything, argue, argument, community, debate, discussion, humor, literally, online, online community, people, site

• My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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  1 month ago

  another, argument, called, fight, humor, husband, i, limited, limited sery, marriage, relationship, series, sery, storytelling, thing, turn

• People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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  2 months ago

  argue, argument, conversation, debate, head, humor, imagination, inner, inner voice, life, me, mental, mental debate, mind, people, real, voice

• If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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  2 months ago

  argument, attitude, back, comebacks, conversation, even, humor, i, insult, nice, nothing, promise, remark, sarcasm, say, something, witty, witty remark, worse

• I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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  2 months ago

  argument, communication, conflict, humor, ID, lose, love, prioritization, relationship

• Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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  2 months ago

  argument, babe, bait, communication, conversation, humor, i, misunderstanding, okay, partner, playful, relationship

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