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19 Funny argument quotes

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

4 weeks ago

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

4 weeks ago

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

4 weeks ago

I would rather lose you than the argument.

4 weeks ago

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

2 months ago

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

2 months ago

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

2 months ago

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

2 months ago

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

2 months ago

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

3 months ago

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

3 months ago

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

3 months ago

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

3 months ago

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

3 months ago

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

3 months ago

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

3 months ago

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

3 months ago

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

3 months ago

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

3 months ago