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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Going viral on Slack:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Just shared via Facebook:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Funny argument quotes are like the secret sauce that spices up any verbal showdown, adding a dash of humor and a sprinkle of wit to lighten the mood 😄. Whether you’re in the middle of a friendly debate or just need a clever comeback for your next playful banter 🎉, these quotes bring laughter and a fresh perspective to every conversation. Get ready to chuckle, because sometimes the best way to win an argument is with a giggle 🤣!

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Making waves on TikTok:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Trending via Slack:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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