Funny quotes beverage

20 Funny beverage quotes

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

1 month ago

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

1 month ago

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

1 month ago

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

2 months ago

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

2 months ago

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

3 months ago

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

3 months ago

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

3 months ago

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

3 months ago

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

3 months ago

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

3 months ago

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

3 months ago

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

3 months ago

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

3 months ago

Coffee is just goth water.

3 months ago

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

3 months ago

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

3 months ago

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

3 months ago

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

3 months ago

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

3 months ago