21 Funny beverage quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony! The tea that was supposed to calm your nerves is now causing havoc instead! 🍵😬 Maybe it's a mislabeled 'Excitement Tea'? 🤔 Time to switch to a new brand before your nerves go on a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😆"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

  Commentary:
  "Because nothing says power move like sipping iced tea from a wine glass at the office 🍷💼 Boss level: expert! Who needs a corner office when you've got a fancy glass, am I right? 😄 #TeaGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

  Commentary:
  "Water: the ultimate life force! 💧✨ Can't survive without it… Especially when you're in desperate need of that morning ☕️ fix! Who knew H2O had such power? 💦😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cup of coffee strong enough to create a caffeine buzz loud enough to rouse the entire block? The neighbors might not thank you for the early morning wake-up call, but hey, at least they'll be wide awake!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

  Commentary:
  "Coconut water: the drink that makes you question if you accidentally sipped someone else's backwash 🤢🥥 #NotSoRefreshing"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

  Commentary:
  ☕️ "Ah, the sweet sound of silence and the soothing aroma of coffee brewing, all whilst basking in the glory of being the only one awake! It's like a private party for your taste buds! 😄 Who needs a crowd when you have coffee as your loyal companion in the early morning hours?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

  Commentary:
  ☕️💕 Just a casual coffee enthusiast here, sipping on that sweet elixir of life for the pure thrill of it! Who needs energy when you've got the love of the game (and a strong cup of coffee) on your side? Play on, coffee lover, play on! 💪🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between needing caffeine to function and wanting alcohol to forget you need caffeine. It's a delicate balance of timing and priorities ☕🍷 #DecisionsDecisions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma – do we embrace the caffeine kick of coffee ☕️ or the cozy warmth of mulled wine 🍷? Decisions, decisions! Remember, there are no wrong choices when it comes to starting your day with a bit of liquid joy… Cheers to embracing the festive spirit in all its forms! 🎄✨

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