40 Funny beverage quotes

• Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

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  4 weeks ago

  beverage, drinking, humor, i, joke, money, mouth, pun, put, sarcasm, where, why, wine

• Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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  4 weeks ago

  addiction, beverage, caffeine, coffee, green, green tea, health, humor, joy, know, left, life, lifestyle, little, lose, mood, sarcasm, still, tea

• My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

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  4 weeks ago

  90, beverage, drink, flaw, humor, i, lemonade, perseverance, specialty, specialty drink, taste, taste test, test, try

• I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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  4 weeks ago

  beverage, Christmas, cup, forgetfulness, forgot, holiday, humor, i, max, milk, Pepsi, Pepsi Max, Santa

• Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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  4 weeks ago

  beverage, chocolate, comfort, comfort food, craving, diagnosis, extra, food, got, hot, hot chocolate, humor, just, marshmallow

• I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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  4 weeks ago

  alcoholic, alcoholic beverage, beverage, blood, Blood of Mannaroth, dew, drink, fantasy, green, green drink, humor, i, mannaroth, mix, mixing, mixing drink, mountain, Mountain Dew, nickname, orc, used, vodka

• How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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  4 weeks ago

  addiction, beverage, caffeine, coffee, cup, daily, daily intake, day, every, humor, intake, morning, morning routine, ok, pretty, question, routine, sure

• Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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  4 weeks ago

  ancestral, ancestral petroleum, ancient, beautiful, being, beverage, big, coke, comparison, energy, energy grid, funny comparison, grid, humor, petroleum, soda, Sprite, taste, while

• Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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  4 weeks ago

  apocalypse, best, beverage, comedy, dark, dark humor, humor, joke, satire, war, wine, WWIII

• Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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  4 weeks ago

  beverage, branding, cute, exactly, girls, humor, inventor, inventors, lemonade, pink, pink lemonade, playful, same, yes

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