26 Funny beverage quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Coke is my inner caveman's choice, but Sprite makes me feel like I'm solar-powered! 🌞🦖🔋

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

  Commentary:
  Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you lemons, make them cute with a splash of pink! 🍋🎀 #LemonadeMakeover

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

  Commentary:
  Who knew dairy math would lead to such udder madness? 🐄😂🥛

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

  Commentary:
  "When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony! The tea that was supposed to calm your nerves is now causing havoc instead! 🍵😬 Maybe it's a mislabeled 'Excitement Tea'? 🤔 Time to switch to a new brand before your nerves go on a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😆"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

  Commentary:
  "Because nothing says power move like sipping iced tea from a wine glass at the office 🍷💼 Boss level: expert! Who needs a corner office when you've got a fancy glass, am I right? 😄 #TeaGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

  Commentary:
  "Water: the ultimate life force! 💧✨ Can't survive without it… Especially when you're in desperate need of that morning ☕️ fix! Who knew H2O had such power? 💦😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cup of coffee strong enough to create a caffeine buzz loud enough to rouse the entire block? The neighbors might not thank you for the early morning wake-up call, but hey, at least they'll be wide awake!"

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