34 Funny beverage quotes — Wordgag ツ

Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

3 days ago3 days ago

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

1 week ago1 week ago

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

1 month ago1 month ago

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

2 months ago2 months ago

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

2 months ago2 months ago

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

3 months ago3 months ago

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

3 months ago3 months ago

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

3 months ago3 months ago

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

3 months ago3 months ago

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

3 months ago3 months ago

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

3 months ago3 months ago

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

3 months ago3 months ago

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

4 months ago4 months ago

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

5 months ago

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Mar 18, 2025

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Mar 18, 2025

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Mar 17, 2025

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Feb 16, 2025Feb 16, 2025

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Feb 9, 2025Feb 10, 2025