111 Funny big quotes

• What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

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  7 days ago

  big, boy, burner, cooking, favorite, favorite burner, front, front left burner, humor, kitchen, kitchen humor, left, mine, stove

• The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

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  1 week ago

  another, big, calendar, getting, humor, Jesus, joke, number, religious, religious joke, soon, time, too, year

• Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

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  1 week ago

  actually, big, economy, laundering, laundering scheme, money, nail, nail salon, salon, scheme, shop, town, vape, vape shop

• “I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

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  1 week ago

  being, big, eat, environment, food, forced, humor, microplastic, microplastics, plastic, pollution, pollution problem, problem, ready, satire, tired

• Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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  1 week ago

  ambition, ask, audacity, big, boldness, cheat, cheat code, code, level, life, major, request, thing, universe

• Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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  1 week ago

  big, black, Black Friday, consumerism, Friday, grocery, humor, put, sale, shopping, TV, TVs

• Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

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  1 week ago

  big, compliment, cooking, family, flex, food, good, having, humor, mom

• Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward moment, big, bonk, comparison, feels, funny comparison, hammer, head, moment, music, music recognition, public, recognition, same, Shazam, song, taking, yourself

• Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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  1 week ago

  1, account, accounts, big, exaggeration, humor, just, likes, media, say, social, social media, water, wet

• A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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  1 week ago

  bath, big, bowl, hot, hot tub, human, human soup, humor, joke, relaxation, soup, tub

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