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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

1 month ago

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

1 month ago

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

1 month ago

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

2 months ago

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

2 months ago

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

2 months ago

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

2 months ago

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

3 months ago

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

3 months ago

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

3 months ago

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

3 months ago

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

3 months ago

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

3 months ago

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

3 months ago

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

3 months ago

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

3 months ago

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

3 months ago

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

3 months ago

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

3 months ago

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

3 months ago