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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.
What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?
Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”
I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.
To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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2 hours ago
Share →: There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings"
2 days ago
Share →: After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Commentary:
"Spent 6 hours in a serious 'think tank' only to realize I was just fishing in a puddle! 🧠🤔🐟😂"
2 days ago
Share →: Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Commentary:
😴✌️ "May your middle finger rest well for a full day's work tomorrow! It's hard being a hand star! 😆💪"
1 month ago
Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"
1 month ago
Share →: “At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Commentary:
"😂 'At your big age' is the shade equivalent of 'bless your heart' – lethal and polite! 💀🙌"
1 month ago
Share →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Commentary:
"Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜"
1 month ago
Share →: Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Commentary:
"Recency bias? Never heard of it until today, and now it's all I can think about! 😂🧠🔄 Must be trending like yesterday's leftovers! 🍕📈"
1 month ago
Share →: I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Commentary:
"When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain's cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome"
1 month ago
Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Commentary:
"🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁‍♂️'"
2 months ago
Share →: Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Commentary:
Looks like someone’s trying to confuse their grammar—let’s keep those double negatives out of the mix! 🤯🚫 After all, two negatives don’t make a positive, just a mess. 😅📝 #GrammarGags