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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Trending via Reddit:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Just landed via Threads:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Trending via X:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Going bananas on Reddit:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Breaking via Twitch:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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Funny big quotes 😂 are the larger-than-life expressions that tickle your funny bone and leave you chuckling for days. These memorable lines pack a punch, adding a sprinkle of humor to our everyday conversations. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or just need a good laugh, these quotes are here to deliver a dose of hilarity, wrapped in words. Dive into the world of oversized wit and let the laughter roll! 🎉

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Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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48 shares on Twitch this month:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

88 shares on TikTok this month:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

62 shares on X this month:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

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I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Spotted on Discord:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Spotted on Messenger:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Broadcasted on X:

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

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