Funny bowling quotes

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  Commentary:
  🎳🥞 “Bowling and pancakes: where the strikes are just as elusive as the perfectly flipped pancake. It’s all fun and games until reality hits you in the gutter. Keep rolling those balls and flipping those flapjacks – maybe one day you’ll strike gold (or at least brunch).” 🎳🥞

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 ‘Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?’ 😆 #BowlingStruggles”

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal mystery of the Super Bowl name 🏈🎳 Perhaps it’s because the players are always striking to make those touchdowns! Or maybe it’s a clever marketing ploy to spare us from the spare moments of a regular old bowling game! Whatever the reason, one thing’s for sure: the only strikes happening at the Super Bowl are on the field, not the lanes!

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Who knew swapping shoes could bring so much joy! 🎳😂 It’s like stepping into someone else’s world… while trying not to step in something else too! 👟🤣”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Well, nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like rolling a strike with your heart, right? 🎳💍 Who needs a shiny diamond when you can have a custom bowling ball that perfectly matches your style and helps in knocking down those pins! Let the good times roll! 🎳😄 #RelationshipGoals

  4 months ago

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