Commentary:
Trying to bowl solo: where every time you sit down, you realize you're your own worst teammate! ๐ณ๐
Funny bowling quotes
Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.
The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.
The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.
In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.
Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?
Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal mystery of the Super Bowl name ๐๐ณ Perhaps it's because the players are always striking to make those touchdowns! Or maybe it's a clever marketing ploy to spare us from the spare moments of a regular old bowling game! Whatever the reason, one thing's for sure: the only strikes happening at the Super Bowl are on the field, not the lanes!
Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.
