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🎳🥞 "Bowling and pancakes: where the strikes are just as elusive as the perfectly flipped pancake. It's all fun and games until reality hits you in the gutter. Keep rolling those balls and flipping those flapjacks – maybe one day you'll strike gold (or at least brunch)." 🎳🥞
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- Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.
- Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?
- In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.
- Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.
- Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?
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Ah, the eternal mystery of the Super Bowl name 🏈🎳 Perhaps it's because the players are always striking to make those touchdowns! Or maybe it's a clever marketing ploy to spare us from the spare moments of a regular old bowling game! Whatever the reason, one thing's for sure: the only strikes happening at the Super Bowl are on the field, not the lanes!
Top Funny Bowling Quotes 🔥
- Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.
- Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?
- In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.
- Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.
- Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?
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