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Funny breaks quotes

Funny breaks quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of laughter to your busy day 😄⏸️ Whether you’re stretching your legs or grabbing a coffee, a little humor can recharge your mood and boost productivity ☕️✨ Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even LOL as you take a well-deserved pause—because breaks don’t have to be boring! 🚀🎉

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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