12 Funny breaks quotes

• Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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  10 hours ago

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• It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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  2 months ago

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• The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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  2 months ago

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• The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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  2 months ago

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• Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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  2 months ago

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• I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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  2 months ago

  breaks, burglars, door, front, front door, humor, i, keep, me, night, safety, sleep, valuables, wake

• Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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  2 months ago

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• They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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  2 months ago

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• At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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  2 months ago

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