Funny breaks quotes

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  8 hours ago

  Share →: Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

  Commentary:
  Trying to explain to my boss why I need a break to strategize my snack heists, but they’re just not nibbling… 🥨🥷⌛

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

  Commentary:
  Making waves in productivity one bathroom break at a time! 🚰🚽💦

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so heartbreak is just the universe’s weird way of giving us a performance review! 🚀💔😄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

  Commentary:
  "Who said burglars can't be considerate houseguests? 😅 Keeping your valuables by the front door – just in case your uninvited midnight visitors need a quick exit strategy! 🚪💰 #Priorities"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet promise of self-checkout: a chance for introverts to avoid small talk with cashiers… until the machine decides to rebel against its creators and bring attention to your existence 🤖🛠️ Cue the hilarious awkwardness and quietly panicked internal monologues! 😅 #IntrovertProblems

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's why smokers get extra breaks – it's like time-off compensation! ⏳🚬 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the… smoke break? 😂 #WorkPerks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a full night's sleep when you can become a master of the power nap game! 😴💦 Age brings wisdom… and a lot more bathroom breaks! 🚽😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate coffee connoisseur strategy: always keeping that next cup in mind while sipping on the current one ☕️⏳ A true master of the brew, balancing the art of anticipation and indulgence with finesse!"

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