Commentary:
Trying to fast-forward through Monday's cinematic universe 🎬😩⏩
Funny breaks quotes
Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to d…
The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the les…
The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do…
Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Com…
I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars…
Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine b…
Commentary:
Ah, the sweet promise of self-checkout: a chance for introverts to avoid small talk with cashiers… until the machine decides to rebel against its creators and bring attention to your existence 🤖🛠️ Cue the hilarious awkwardness and quietly panicked internal monologues! 😅 #IntrovertProblems
They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time…
At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.
