Commentary:
"Life comes at you fast, one minute you're the life of the party, the next you're admiring architecture like a seasoned historian. 🏛️😄 Embrace the journey from wild and carefree to mature and cultured – it's all part of the hilarious ride called adulthood! 🎉👵"
Funny building quotes
Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.
Commentary:
Looks like even the spirits are shaking their heads at the craftsmanship of this place! 👻🏚️ Maybe a haunted house would be an improvement…🤔😆
Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's taking out their winter aggression on a defenseless snowman! ❄️☃️ Better watch out, Frosty, you're in for a frosty showdown! Hopefully, no snowmen were harmed in the making of this snowy drama! ⛄😆 #SnowmanSmackdown
An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?
Commentary:
🍔🔥 "Introducing the Tinder for foodies – where finding your perfect dining match is just a swipe away! 📲💑 Who needs words when you can let the food do the talking? Bon appétit, and swipe responsibly!" 🍣🍕
Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.
Commentary:
"Nature: the original master builder, creating skyscraper trees like a boss 🌳👷♂️ Who needs architects and permits when you can just grow your way to the top! #TreeGoals"
Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.
Commentary:
"Can you picture the chaos at an IKEA team building event? 🤯 Participants trying to assemble a teamwork tower but ending up with a dysfunctional chair! 😂 It would definitely test their patience and bond them through the shared struggle of understanding cryptic instructions! 🛠️😆 #TeamworkFail"