12 Funny building quotes

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  20 hours ago

  Share →: We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

  Commentary:
  Can't wait for the next architectural trend: spooky rooftop roommates! 🏰👹

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  1 day ago

  Share →: That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

  Commentary:
  When the universe misses your memo for 'Spontaneous Office Barbecue Day'! 🔥😂🏢

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: stop writing my autobiography in meme format! 📚😂🔍"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

  Commentary:
  "Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷‍♀️🍳"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

  Commentary:
  "Life comes at you fast, one minute you're the life of the party, the next you're admiring architecture like a seasoned historian. 🏛️😄 Embrace the journey from wild and carefree to mature and cultured – it's all part of the hilarious ride called adulthood! 🎉👵"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the spirits are shaking their heads at the craftsmanship of this place! 👻🏚️ Maybe a haunted house would be an improvement…🤔😆

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's taking out their winter aggression on a defenseless snowman! ❄️☃️ Better watch out, Frosty, you're in for a frosty showdown! Hopefully, no snowmen were harmed in the making of this snowy drama! ⛄😆 #SnowmanSmackdown

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  6 months ago

  Share →: An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

  Commentary:
  🍔🔥 "Introducing the Tinder for foodies – where finding your perfect dining match is just a swipe away! 📲💑 Who needs words when you can let the food do the talking? Bon appétit, and swipe responsibly!" 🍣🍕

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