Funny quotes building

Funny building quotes

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

2 months ago

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

3 months ago

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

3 months ago

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

3 months ago

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

3 months ago

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

3 months ago

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

3 months ago