12 Funny building quotes

• We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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  architecture, back, bring, building, creature, decoration, freaky, gargoyle, guys, humor, little, need, should, statue

• That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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  building, depressing, disappointment, humor, irony, moment, pull, sarcasm, work

• I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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  assume, bookmark, building, case, humor, humorist, i, me, media, people, posts, social, social media, suspicion

• I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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  build, building, comedy, comparison, cook, cooking, expectation, gender, gender roles, guy, hate, house, house building, humor, i, irony, relationship, roles

• King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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  able, better, building, city, funny observation, hide, hiding, hiding place, humor, irony, king, King Kong, kong, middle, movie, movie reference, new, New York City, observation, place, reference, tallest, tallest building, top, york

• The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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  activity, building, culture, drinking, exercise, fun, happy, happy hour, hour, i, office, office culture, only, team, team building, work, working

• One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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  building, day, fun, next, pretty, saying, things, young

• Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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  building, built, came, construction, exorcist, house, humor, just, poorly, poorly built, possession

• Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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  activity, aggression, building, face, fun, fun activity, humor, i, playful, playful aggression, punch, snowman, winter

• An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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  activity, app, building, date, fun, fun activity, left, match, negotiation, no talking, partner, restaurants, right, swipe, talking, where

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