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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?
Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.
Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.
The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”
Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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1 month ago
Share →: I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Commentary:
"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷‍♀️🍳"
2 months ago
Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Commentary:
"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues
5 months ago
Share →: The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Commentary:
Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding
5 months ago
Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

Commentary:
"Life comes at you fast, one minute you're the life of the party, the next you're admiring architecture like a seasoned historian. 🏛️😄 Embrace the journey from wild and carefree to mature and cultured – it's all part of the hilarious ride called adulthood! 🎉👵"
5 months ago
Share →: Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Commentary:
Looks like even the spirits are shaking their heads at the craftsmanship of this place! 👻🏚️ Maybe a haunted house would be an improvement…🤔😆
5 months ago
Share →: Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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Looks like someone's taking out their winter aggression on a defenseless snowman! ❄️☃️ Better watch out, Frosty, you're in for a frosty showdown! Hopefully, no snowmen were harmed in the making of this snowy drama! ⛄😆 #SnowmanSmackdown
5 months ago
Share →: An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Commentary:
🍔🔥 "Introducing the Tinder for foodies – where finding your perfect dining match is just a swipe away! 📲💑 Who needs words when you can let the food do the talking? Bon appétit, and swipe responsibly!" 🍣🍕
5 months ago
Share →: Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Commentary:
"Nature: the original master builder, creating skyscraper trees like a boss 🌳👷‍♂️ Who needs architects and permits when you can just grow your way to the top! #TreeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Commentary:
"Can you picture the chaos at an IKEA team building event? 🤯 Participants trying to assemble a teamwork tower but ending up with a dysfunctional chair! 😂 It would definitely test their patience and bond them through the shared struggle of understanding cryptic instructions! 🛠️😆 #TeamworkFail"