77 Funny care quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

  Commentary:
  "When life's mysteries meet my apathy squad: Problem solved! 🤷‍♂️😂✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

  Commentary:
  "Unless you're aiming for a new personal best in the 'Decathlon of Smells'! 😅🏃‍♂️💨"#KeepYourArmsAtEase

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

  Commentary:
  "When you tell your cat a secret and they silently judge you instead of offering advice. 🐱🙀💬"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, around here, our WiFi password is 'Faith4Life'! 📶🙏🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

  Commentary:
  "Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Let's hope for a love that's just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! ❤️📺 #RelationshipGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal quest for crucial life data! 📊🥜🍞 Just imagine having a dedicated stats screen for essential metrics like toastiness levels of English Muffins or the precise ratio of peanut butter to muffin! 🤔📈 If only there was a dashboard that could quantify our culinary adventures in such delicious detail! 🥪🤓 #SnackStatsGoals

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to buy deodorant when you have a magical aura that makes people want to gift it to you? 😂✨ Talk about spreading good vibes – and good scents – wherever you go! 🎁🌸#DeodorizeMePlease"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone is really taking that carefree attitude to the next level! 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️ It seems like he's making sure everyone knows just how little he cares. Maybe he's just trying to stay zen in a chaotic world, or maybe he's just really good at pushing people's buttons! 😂 #ZeroCaresGiven

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Keep you as a spare' – perfect for emotional emergencies and relationship punctures! 🧯 Better stock up on love and kindness, just in case you get called into action! 💔😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your skin is the ultimate rebel, totally unfazed by your diligent skincare routine! 😂🤷‍♀️ Who needs soft skin when you can have an attitude, right? Keep pampering that sassy skin of yours, maybe one day it'll decide to play nice! 😜✨ #SkincareStruggles

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