147 Funny care quotes

• When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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  7 hours ago

  always, care, communication, humor, i, irony, less, me, misunderstanding, response, someone

• Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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  8 hours ago

  care, comfort, home, humor, i, relaxation, self-acceptance, ugly

• I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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  9 hours ago

  apathy, attitude, care, confusion, humor, i, life, life attitude, understand, works

• Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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  9 hours ago

  alone, animal, animal antics, antics, behavior, care, dog, entertainment, funny behavior, good, good show, home, home alone, house, leave, Netflix, normal, pet, pet care, scroll, show, watch

• If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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  12 hours ago

  attention, care, couple, debt, humor, missing, money, nobody, payments, responsibility, sarcasm, think

• Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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  12 hours ago

  anyone, brush, care, else, humor, hygiene, just, little, me, multitasking, personal, personal care, routine, shower, teeth, toothbrush

• When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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  13 hours ago

  calm, calm down, care, dental, dental care, electric, electric toothbrush, freak, humor, just, regular, remember, toothbrush, training

• The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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  13 hours ago

  art, care, crazy, health, humor, letting, letting go, mental, mental health, once, relaxation, relief, self, self-care, stress, stress relief, subtle, while, yourself

• Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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  13 hours ago

  alone, care, coping, coping mechanism, dancing, health, humor, life, literally, love, mechanism, mental, mental health, room, save, save life, self, self-care

• I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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  15 hours ago

  balm, beauty, beauty rest, bedtime, bedtime routine, being, care, girl, girly, girly girl, going, i, just, lip, lip balm, love, moisturized, rest, routine, scent, self, self-care, skincare, sleep, soft

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