Commentary:
"Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"
Commentary:
Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"
Commentary:
"Sure, I'd totally watch football with you… for the snacks 🍟 and the occasional 'touchdown' dance 💃🏈 Who am I kidding, let's just order pizza and call it a day! 🍕😄"
Commentary:
"Well, if you can't even keep up with your own life on Earth, trying to manage one on another planet sounds like a mission impossible! 🌎👽 #StrugglesOfEarthlings"
Commentary:
"Good news! Your secret is as safe with me as a chocolate bar in a room full of toddlers 🍫🤷♂️ Don't worry, I have zero interest in your scandalous tales!"
Commentary:
"Remember, dirty hair, clean heart! 💁♀️✨ Embrace the messy bun and let your inner fabulousness shine through, regardless of what those unruly thoughts may say! 🌟 #BadHairDayConfidence"
Commentary:
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone who mattered to me! 🤷♂️💅 #SorryNotSorry"
Commentary:
🐱📱 "Introducing the purr-fect app for all the cat sitters out there – Litterboxd! Finally, a platform where professionals can rate their furry clients based on claw-some behavior and meow-nificent cuddle sessions. Who knew a litterbox could be so full of digital possibilities? 😸💩 #CatLoversUnite"
Commentary:
Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures
Commentary:
"Sounds like someone really gummed up their plans! 🦷😄 Next time, don't leave your smile behind!"