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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

2 weeks ago

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

1 month ago

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

1 month ago

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

1 month ago

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

1 month ago

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

1 month ago

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

1 month ago

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

1 month ago

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

1 month ago

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

1 month ago

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

1 month ago

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

1 month ago

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

2 months ago

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

2 months ago

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

2 months ago

Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

2 months ago

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

2 months ago

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

2 months ago

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

2 months ago