36 Funny career quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

  Commentary:
  "Degrees in snackology and sunbathing 101—I'm on the honor roll! "

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

  Commentary:
  "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! #CareerGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

  Commentary:
  "Guess they really dig up the past! "

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  2 months ago

  Share →: For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

  Commentary:
  "Choosing a career that requires early mornings and constant deadlines is basically a plot twist to my own life story. #SleepIsLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the elusive pursuit of a career! Sometimes it feels like we're the ones doing all the chasing, doesn't it? Maybe it's time to turn the tables and play hard to get with those job offers! #ChaseMeIfYouCan"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like swiping left in both dating and job hunting might be a good strategy Better stick to what you know for now! #BaeOrPaycheck"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that a "bank-breaking" turn of events! Looks like someone's interest rates hit an all-time low! Remember, it's important to stay invested in what keeps you passionate!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs career goals when you can have those sweet, sweet paychecks rollin' in! #WorkSmartNotHard"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess this person is ready to trade in their human problems for eight tentacles worth of multitasking skills! Who needs arms when you can have tentacles, right? Watch out, world, here comes the future octopus graduate – just be sure to give them a hand… or eight!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say 'professional ice cream taster' so they could finally pursue their true calling?"

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