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  • Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

    Commentary:
    “Work smarter, not harder… or just leave early! 😂💼 Don’t worry, it’s never too late to embrace your inner ‘early leaver’ dreams! 🕒👩‍💼 #WorkLifeBalanceGoals”

  • Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the good old days of youthful mischief and questionable financial decisions 🥚🏠 Who would’ve thought that our priorities would shift from eggs to mortgages so quickly! 😄 #AdultingStruggles”

  • I am cassette tape years old.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the good old days of rewinding with a pencil and hoping your mixtape survived the car stereo! 🎶💾 #ThrowbackThursday”

  • Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

    Commentary:
    Ah, the good ol’ days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let’s just say, we’ve come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍

  • My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question 🔧🤪 Who needs a map when you’ve got a trusty screwdriver, right? 🔩 #AdultingAtItsFinest”

  • Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

    Commentary:
    “Today‘s motto: Be as bold and fearless as a 4-year old rocking a Batman cape! 💪🦇 Just remember, confidence is key… and maybe a cape too! 😄 #UnleashYourInnerSuperhero”

  • A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

    Commentary:
    So true! 📺 It’s like we were all stuck in a love-hate relationship with those childhood characters because, let’s face it, the TV just didn’t give us many options back then! 😄 It’s a wonder we turned out as well as we did! #ChildhoodTVStruggles

  • Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic case of parents underestimating our biking prowess! 🚲😄 Maybe it’s better they never found out about that epic adventure to the next town and back. Keeps the mystery alive! 😂#ChildhoodRebel”

  • I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the good old days when the biggest dilemma was sandwich shapes! 🥪 Who knew triangles versus squares could stir up such deep emotions? 😄 Let’s take a moment to appreciate the innocence of childhood priorities! 🧒🍞 #SandwichStruggles

  • Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the struggle of the pre-power windows era – a common battle cry of ‘back in my day’ warriors. But hey, at least it built some serious forearm strength while giving the fingertips a workout! Don’t ya just feel the nostalgia creeping in?”

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