Funny choose quotes

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

It's this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you're supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won't work out for everyone!

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025