23 Funny choose quotes

• Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

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  2 hours ago

  choose, diary, expression, humor, i, just, media, personal, personal expression, show, social, social media, stranger, strangers, Twitter

• Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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  5 hours ago

  choose, communication, humor, i, just, meeting, meetings, podcast, work

• Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

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  19 hours ago

  able, adulthood, alone, choice, choose, day, freedom, hear, home, humor, irony, kid, loneliness, scary, scary story, stay, stay home, story, want, whatever

• I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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  19 hours ago

  acceptable, angry, ball, choose, everyone, fast, fast internet, gone, hot, humor, i, internet, night, nocturnal, norms, quiet, shut, silence, sky, social, social norms, socially, sun, understand, why

• You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

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  2 weeks ago

  50, care, choose, encroachment, give, humor, menstruation, pad, period, personal, personal care, prime, still, underwear

• Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, choice, choose, decision, decision making, free, free will, humor, irony, making, own, regret, where

• Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, choice, choose, early, humor, i, kindness, morning, motivation, procrastination, self-control, still, today, well

• Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, anywhere, bug, bugs, choose, face, fly, fly into face, flying, flying bug, humor, insect, nature, right, still, want

• It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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  2 months ago

  adventure, anything, career, choices, choose, date, dirt, eating, even, freedom, humor, irony, just, life, nonchalance, outside, person, quirk, recklessness, start, sure, universe, want, wild, wrong

• On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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  2 months ago

  anything, behavior, choose, commentary, humor, identity, internet, online, online behavior, people, social, social commentary, strange, stupid, stupidity, want

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