14 Funny choose quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

  Commentary:
  Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁‍♂️

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  6 days ago

  Share →: On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

  Commentary:
  When the internet hands you the option to be a wizard, but you choose a rubber chicken instead 🤦‍♂️🐔✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

  Commentary:
  "When counting sheep turns into dodging them like an action movie, you'll know it's decision time! 🐑💤💥😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

  Commentary:
  "When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Choosing a jacket in this weather feels like picking the wrong answer in a multiple-choice test…🧥❌🤔"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious allure of the afternoon nap 🛌💤 It's like a siren song that beckons us into the land of sweet slumber, whether we intended to go there or not. Resistance is futile when the nap gods have spoken! 😂 #NapLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

  Commentary:
  Seems like we have a surplus of cereal options but a scarcity of political options! 🥣🤷‍♂️ Let's hope those cereals are fortified with enough vitamins to help us choose wisely in the next election! 🥇🤔

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities: responsibilities vs. GIF-wars. It's a tough decision, but hey, at least you're always GIFted with laughter! 😜💼🎉 #ProcrastinationGuru"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma – do we embrace the caffeine kick of coffee ☕️ or the cozy warmth of mulled wine 🍷? Decisions, decisions! Remember, there are no wrong choices when it comes to starting your day with a bit of liquid joy… Cheers to embracing the festive spirit in all its forms! 🎄✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal mystery of the dating world 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Perhaps it's because women are searching for that elusive diamond in the rough 💎 or maybe they're just enjoying the buffet of options 🍽️🍷 One thing's for sure, it's all part of the fun and games of love and romance! 💘😄

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