22 Funny choose quotes

• Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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  adventure, choice, choose, decision, decision making, free, free will, humor, irony, making, own, regret, where

• Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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  attitude, choice, choose, early, humor, i, kindness, morning, motivation, procrastination, self-control, still, today, well

• Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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  annoyance, anywhere, bug, bugs, choose, face, fly, fly into face, flying, flying bug, humor, insect, nature, right, still, want

• It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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  adventure, anything, career, choices, choose, date, dirt, eating, even, freedom, humor, irony, just, life, nonchalance, outside, person, quirk, recklessness, start, sure, universe, want, wild, wrong

• On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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  anything, behavior, choose, commentary, humor, identity, internet, online, online behavior, people, social, social commentary, strange, stupid, stupidity, want

• Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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  adrenaline, big, choice, choose, decision, decision making, humor, nightmare, procrastination, quick, quick choice, sleep, stress

• I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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  awkward, awkward situation, choose, communication, cues, expression, face, facial, facial expression, humor, i, nonverbal, nonverbal communication, silence, silent, situation, situations, social, social cues, stay, subtitles, weird

• It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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  choose, every, jacket, time, where, wrong, year

• Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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  afternoon, belief, believe, choice, choose, humor, irony, nap, naps, relaxation, sleep, us

• Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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  Americans, breakfast, candidates, cereal, choice, choose, humor, only, over, politics, presidential

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