36 Funny clothing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's all about the half-naked life, isn't it? 🦆 Who knew that the biggest obstacle to becoming a cartoon duck would be pants? 🩳 Just imagine Donald Duck strutting around commando style – now that would be a quacktastic sight! 😂 This quote really quacks me up!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

  Commentary:
  Me: *finds the perfect item of clothing* Fashion industry: "That was so last season, darling! 🤷‍♀️💁‍♂️ #FashionForward"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

  Commentary:
  "Leggings: the versatile fashion piece that either elevates your style to chic elegance or transforms you into a majestic elephant 🐘👖 Who says fashion can't be fun and a little bit wild?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the wolf decided to try a new disguise and went straight for grandma chic! 🐺👵 Who knew the big bad wolf had a flair for fashion? Just remember, not all grandma look-alikes bake cookies, some might just be plotting to huff and puff! 🍪💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

  Commentary:
  🍝 Spaghetti, the ultimate fashion critic! 👗 It's like the most stylish detective out there, just waiting to leave its mark on your outfit. 💃 Who knew pasta had such a keen eye for fashion faux pas?! 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

  Commentary:
  "Switching from summer to winter clothes: Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Changing from winter to summer clothes: More like panic mode activated! 😅🌞❄️ #wardrobeproblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic role reversal where the child becomes the human radiator 🧥🔥 Parents pretending to be cold just so they can see their little one bundled up in an oversized sweater, the ultimate power move! 😂 It's all fun and games until the child starts running around in that sweater and turns into a little furnace! ☀️ #ParentingTactics

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

  Commentary:
  "Fall fashion tip: Master the art of looking chic while secretly snuggling in your 'not-so-obvious' blanket attire 😏🍂 #FashionForward #CozyButMakeItFashion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweater, the ultimate champion in the world of fashion with a name that definitely raises a few eyebrows! 🏆👕 Who knew that a cozy knit could have such a disgustingly delicious title? 😂 Let's give it up for the sweater, the unsung hero of clothing names! 👏 #SweaterLife

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