14 Funny code quotes — Wordgag ツ

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

2 months ago2 months ago

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

2 months ago2 months ago

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

2 months ago2 months ago

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

2 months ago2 months ago

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

3 months ago3 months ago

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

4 months ago4 months ago

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

6 months ago

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Jan 26, 2025

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Jan 24, 2025

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Jan 20, 2025

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Jan 20, 2025

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Jan 20, 2025