17 Funny code quotes

• Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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  1 month ago

  ambition, ask, audacity, big, boldness, cheat, cheat code, code, level, life, major, request, thing, universe

• I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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  2 months ago

  code, communication, frustration, humor, i, insomnia, learned, me, morse, Morse code, myself, rain, sleep, swear, swear word, telling, word

• Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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  2 months ago

  cheat, cheat code, code, codes, difficulty, game, hard, humor, level, parenting, teenager, teenagers, video, video game

• Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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  2 months ago

  anti-capitalism, anything, code, critique, economics, humor, i, ignorance, just, know, misunderstanding, satire, works

• Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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  2 months ago

  area, area code, calls, code, codes, comedy, dating, different, exhausting, exhaustion, having, humor, phone, phone calls, relationship, romance, sounds, travel

• Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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  2 months ago

  being, boy, ChatGPT, code, deep, dreams, game, Game Boy, inputs, just, maybe, resting, shore, tide, updates

• Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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  2 months ago

  code, codes, girls, humor, just, loneliness, message, technology, verification, verification code

• This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, clothes, code, daily, daily grind, dress, dress code, grind, humor, office, routine, stuff, work

• If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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  2 months ago

  advice, bank, bank robbery, code, dangerous, dangerous situation, dress, dress code, example, flip flops, going, humor, preparation, robbery, safety, situation, think, wear

• “New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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  2 months ago

  code, content, cooking, food, humor, ingredient, irony, less, new, recipe, worse

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