294 Funny confidence quotes

• Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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• The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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• I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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• The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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• How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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• If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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• Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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• If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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• “Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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• If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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