192 Funny confidence quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a thermostat when you have haters to let you know you're on fire? 🔥😄 #HotterThanHaters #BurninUp"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't have it all? She's a tightrope walker juggling madness and brilliance like a boss! 🤹‍♀️🤪🧠 #BalanceGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a makeover when you have Photoshop to save the day? 💁‍♂️💻 Say goodbye to bad hair days and hello to flawless selfies! 😜 #FilterGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

  Commentary:
  "Because nothing says power move like sipping iced tea from a wine glass at the office 🍷💼 Boss level: expert! Who needs a corner office when you've got a fancy glass, am I right? 😄 #TeaGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous self-proclaimed sex gods! 🙄 Maybe they're hoping for a standing ovation? Or perhaps a trophy for 'Most Creative Use of Ego'? 🏆 Let's just hope they're as skilled in reality as they are in their imagination! 😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

  Commentary:
  🎩✨ "Well, if pulling quarters out of ears isn't a job qualification, then maybe it's time to find a workplace with a better sense of magic and wonder! Who wouldn't want an office where pulling coins out of ears is considered a valuable skill? 🪄💼 #MagicIsTheSkillWeNeed"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

  Commentary:
  "Today's motto: Be as bold and fearless as a 4-year old rocking a Batman cape! 💪🦇 Just remember, confidence is key… and maybe a cape too! 😄 #UnleashYourInnerSuperhero"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

  Commentary:
  "Hey, if being 'batshit crazy' means embracing my inner wild side and living life to the fullest, then sign me up! 🦇🤪 Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary, am I right?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

  Commentary:
  "Remember, you're not just any water – you're Fiji water! 💧💎 Don't settle for pond-level treatment, because you're pure, refreshing, and definitely worth more than a murky puddle. Stay sparkling, darling! ✨💦"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs perfection when you've got awesome running in your veins! 💁‍♂️ Embrace the quirks and let your awesomeness shine brighter than a disco ball! ✨"

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