Funny cookie quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm just one smart cookie crumbling under the pressure! 🍪😅 #DietGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I also perform better with cookies' response – a true testament to the power of sweet treats in boosting performance, both online and off! Who knew that the key to success lay in a delicious batch of cookies? 🍪💻"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the tragic tale of the cookie and the milk – a timeless drama of love and loss. Just when you thought you were enjoying a sweet moment, life crumbles before your eyes. Remember, in the world of cookies and milk, it's always a balancing act between pleasure and peril. Stay strong, dear dunkers, stay strong."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa had to switch gears from wrangling reindeer to wrangling cookies! 🍪🤠 Maybe the cowboy got lost while searching for the perfect pair of cookie-crumb spurs! 🤣🍪🤠 Remember folks, never leave a trail of cookies for a cowboy unless you're ready for a wild west cookie showdown! 🍪🌵🤠

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

  Commentary:
  "Let's face it, being called a tough cookie is like being handed a raisin cookie when you were hoping for a chocolate chip! 🍪😆 Tough cookies — more like 'crumble under pressure' cookies! #CookieTruths"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the blissful ignorance of cookie-induced amnesia – where time melts away like butter on a warm cookie 🍪⏰ Who needs a calendar when you have a steady supply of sweet treats to keep you in a perpetual state of bliss? 😅 #CookieDayDreams

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is really trying to get on Santa's 'nice' list this year 😏🎅 Who knew that cookies weren't the only thing on the menu! 🍪🎁 #SantasGotOptions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being tough could be so crumbly and dry? 🍪😅 Maybe we should stick to calling people 'soft cookies' instead! 😉 #ToughLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

  Commentary:
  "Just one more cookie turns into a cookie party, just one more movie becomes a binge-watching marathon, and just one more minute magically multiplies into an hour! 🍪🎬⏱️ Don't we all have a PhD in self-deception sometimes?"

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