15 Funny cookie quotes

• It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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  2 hours ago

  body, candy, chip, chips, cookie, diet, essential, food, found, fuel, humor, important, nutrient, snack

• My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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  5 hours ago

  bra, chip, chip crumb, clothing, cookie, cookie crumb, crumb, crumbs, filled, food, humor, joke, just, padding, snack

• Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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  14 hours ago

  airplane, ale, biscoff, biscoff cookie, cookie, delta, delta flight, drink, eat, flight, funny habit, ginger, ginger ale, habit, kind, position, pretend, sit, sitting, sitting position, snack, sometimes, unnatural

• I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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  1 day ago

  accept, confusion, cookie, enough, even, humor, i, internet, know, means, privacy, reject, started, technology

• Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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  1 month ago

  cookie, deity, holiday, humor, leaving, literally, making, milk, offering, Santa, tradition

• Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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  2 months ago

  cookie, craving, diet, feeling, food, food joke, humor, joke, snack, weird

• Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

  better, cookie, craving, diet, eating, humor, i, loss, motivation, self-control, skinny, temptation, tomorrow, wake, weight, weight loss

• Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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  2 months ago

  cookie, humor, performance, self-deprecation, tech, tech humor, website

• That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad things, break, cookie, frustration, good, good people, humor, lesson, life, life lesson, milk, moment, people, snack, things

• Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, cookie, cowboy, holiday, humor, no show, Santa, show, snack

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