Commentary:
"Let's face it, being called a tough cookie is like being handed a raisin cookie when you were hoping for a chocolate chip! 🍪😆 Tough cookies — more like 'crumble under pressure' cookies! #CookieTruths"
Commentary:
Ah, the blissful ignorance of cookie-induced amnesia – where time melts away like butter on a warm cookie 🍪⏰ Who needs a calendar when you have a steady supply of sweet treats to keep you in a perpetual state of bliss? 😅 #CookieDayDreams
Commentary:
"Looks like someone is really trying to get on Santa's 'nice' list this year 😏🎅 Who knew that cookies weren't the only thing on the menu! 🍪🎁 #SantasGotOptions"

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.
Commentary:
"Who knew being tough could be so crumbly and dry? 🍪😅 Maybe we should stick to calling people 'soft cookies' instead! 😉 #ToughLove"
Commentary:
"Just one more cookie turns into a cookie party, just one more movie becomes a binge-watching marathon, and just one more minute magically multiplies into an hour! 🍪🎬⏱️ Don't we all have a PhD in self-deception sometimes?"
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I also perform better with cookies' response – a true testament to the power of sweet treats in boosting performance, both online and off! Who knew that the key to success lay in a delicious batch of cookies? 🍪💻"

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic tale of the cookie and the milk – a timeless drama of love and loss. Just when you thought you were enjoying a sweet moment, life crumbles before your eyes. Remember, in the world of cookies and milk, it's always a balancing act between pleasure and peril. Stay strong, dear dunkers, stay strong."
Commentary:
Looks like Santa had to switch gears from wrangling reindeer to wrangling cookies! 🍪🤠 Maybe the cowboy got lost while searching for the perfect pair of cookie-crumb spurs! 🤣🍪🤠 Remember folks, never leave a trail of cookies for a cowboy unless you're ready for a wild west cookie showdown! 🍪🌵🤠