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12 Funny cookie quotes

Funny cookie quotes bring a delightful mix of humor and sweetness to your day! 🍪😂 Whether you’re laughing about cookie cravings or the joys of dunking, these quotes capture the fun side of everyone’s favorite treat. Treat yourself to a good laugh and enjoy the sweet side of life with these cookie-inspired chuckles! 😄🥯

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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