12 Funny credit quotes

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

I'm having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025