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Funny credit quotes are the perfect way to lighten up those serious money talks πŸ’ΈπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re dealing with credit cards, loans, or just the art of borrowing, a little humor goes a long way! From clever one-liners to witty observations, these quotes bring laughter to the world of finance πŸŽ‰πŸ’³ Ready to smile while managing your money? Let’s dive into some credit comedy gold! πŸ˜„βœ¨

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

Posted on6 hours ago6 hours ago

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Posted on6 months ago

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Posted on6 months ago

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Posted on6 months ago

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Posted onFeb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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