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  • The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

    Commentary:
    “Lions: King of the jungle, not king of the monthly statements. 🦁💳😅”

  • Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

    Commentary:
    “Breaking hearts should tank your FICO! 💔📉 #RelationshipCreditScore”

  • How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

    Commentary:
    “Has anyone cracked the code on audible sighs yet? 🤔 I swear, my Apple Watch must be snoozing during those intense sighing moments. 💨 At this rate, I might need a separate fitness tracker just for my exasperated expressions! 😂”

  • I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

    Commentary:
    “Well, at least you’re not accumulating interest like a credit card! Maybe it’s time to upgrade to a ‘responsible adult’ status – no annual fees, just lots of personal growth.”

  • I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

    Commentary:
    “Well, if life gives you lemons, just swipe them on a credit card and hope for the best! After all, being used or denied is just part of the credit card experience – it’s like a rollercoaster ride with your finances strapped in for the thrill!”

  • Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

    Commentary:
    “Maybe God also has a strict ‘no refunds’ policy 🤔🏅🙏 #InGodsHands #WinningStreakButDontLoseFaith”

  • I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

    Commentary:
    Oh, don’t worry, sweetie! Seeing those shiny credit cards might just make your day sparkle as bright as those numbers on the front! 💳✨ Just remember, swiping doesn’t count as exercise, no matter how many times you do it! 😜 #BadDaySolutions

  • You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

    Commentary:
    “Facing your credit card bill after a shopping spree is like staring fear in the face… but scarier! 😱💳💸 Who needs haunted houses when you can check your bank balance? 💀😂 #ScaryFinances”

  • The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! 🛸🇪🇬 Don’t you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? 👽 #AlienBuilders”

  • Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

    Commentary:
    “Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight… unless you count the early morning regret as a valuable life lesson! 💳🌙💸”

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