27 Funny credit quotes

• The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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  2 months ago

  30, credit, credit score, debt, economy, finance, giving, humor, irony, money, people, score

• In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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  2 months ago

  airplane, airplane safety, card, credit, credit card, emergency, event, head, humor, inflate, jacket, joke, landing, life, life jacket, over, place, safety, swipe, water, water landing

• Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

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  boost, buying, credit, credit score, debt, finance, food, food stamp, grocery, humor, management, money, money management, score, shopping, should, stamp

• A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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  card, credit, credit card, every, finance, gift, gift card, humor, kind, money, shopping, spending, store

• Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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  bad, credit, debt, delete, finance, finance joke, financial, hackers, humor, joke, just, mortgage, satire, technology, why

• If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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  2 months ago

  activity, credit, credit score, ever, financial, fun, fun activity, humor, i, identity, identity theft, just, justice, mischievous, pay, prank, revenge, ruin, sarcasm, score, stole, theft

• The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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  animal, card, concern, credit, credit card debt, debt, finance, humor, joke, lion, metaphor, money, stress

• Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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  2 months ago

  affect, cheating, credit, credit score, honesty, humor, partner, relationship, score, should, trust

• How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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  2 months ago

  apple, Apple Watch, audible, audible sigh, burn, calorie, credit, exercise, fitness, humor, i, me, sarcasm, self-awareness, sigh, technology, think, watch

• I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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  2 months ago

  card, credit, credit card, debt, finance, humor, irresponsibly, joke, money, spending, used

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