I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens. Posted on1 week ago
On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it. Posted on1 week ago
The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse. Posted on2 weeks ago
How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. Posted on2 weeks ago