25 Funny decision making quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

  Commentary:
  "When you hit the age where boxes have more appeal than diamonds… 📦💎 #BoxGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

  Commentary:
  🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma—adulting in a nutshell! 🍽️🤔 Who knew the true test of maturity was mastering the art of deciding between cereal or leftovers? 🥣🥡 Just remember, no matter what you choose, calories don’t count after 9 PM! 😅✨

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs alcohol to regret life choices when you've got natural talent? It's like a superpower, just with more facepalms and less capes."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

  Commentary:
  "Need a partner in crime for a bad decision? Look no further, I'm the expert 🤪 Let's make memories that we'll later refer to as 'lessons learned' 😉🤷"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

  Commentary:
  "Trust your gut, they say. But maybe steer clear of the slot machines 🎰. Three out of five ain't bad… unless you're betting your life savings! 😂 #IntuitiveButNotLucky"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

  Commentary:
  "Seeking advice just to let it float away like a leaf in the wind 🍃 Who needs a Magic 8-Ball when you've got your own mind, am I right? 😂 It's like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with a real-life twist! 🤔💁‍♂️ #RebelWithACause"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

  Commentary:
  "Seeking advice from seven friends just to make them feel included before doing exactly what we were going to do all along 🤷‍♂️🙃 #TrustYourInstincts"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "WWBD" dilemma strikes again! 🦇💭 Maybe it's time to switch to a more risk-averse role model like Cinderella or perhaps SpongeBob SquarePants? 🧽 Just a thought… 😉 #NewInspirationNeeded

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

  Commentary:
  "Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics 🍇💁‍♂️ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! 🍷✨ #Priorities"

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