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6 months ago
Share →: Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Commentary:
"Overthinking: When your brain goes on strike but your dumb decisions refuse to take a vacation 🧠🚫⛱️ #StruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Commentary:
"Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight… unless you count the early morning regret as a valuable life lesson! 💳🌙💸"
6 months ago
Share →: I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Commentary:
Well, when you put it that way, it sounds like we might be stuck between a rock and a hard place! 🤣 It's like choosing between a lukewarm tea and a slightly spoiled milkshake – neither is winning any awards for being enticing, that's for sure! 🙅‍♂️ Always remember, when faced with the lesser of two evils, maybe it's time to start thinking outside the box and look for the greater good! 🌟
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of decision-making: do we trust the sober mind or the tipsy tongue? 🤔 Perhaps it's all about finding the perfect balance between clarity and 'liquid courage'! 🍸😄 #DecisionsDecisions"
6 months ago
Share →: I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Never mind, it's only 10 bucks' turning into 'Wait, why is my bank account crying?' 💸😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until you check your credit card statement! 💳🔍"
6 months ago
Share →: All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Commentary:
Looks like this person really balcony-blocked themselves from making the right decisions! 🏠😂 Maybe they should invest in a megaphone or a drone for some high-flying communication tactics! 📢🚁
6 months ago
Share →: Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Commentary:
"Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"
6 months ago
Share →: Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic mistake of going to the grocery store hungry. Who needs a roof over their head when you've got a cart full of snacks, am I right? 💸🛒 #FoodOverRent"
6 months ago
Share →: Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Commentary:
"Ah, toddlers – the tiny bosses with attitudes! 🤪👶 It's like they're saying, 'I'm not just going to make your life difficult, I'm going to make it REALLY difficult!' 😂 #ToddlerTyrants"
6 months ago
Share →: I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Commentary:
📖 "I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir" sounds like the chronicles of every Monday morning decision ever made! We've all been there – hindsight is 20/20, but sometimes foresight is just a little blurry! Can't wait to read about the adventurous escapades and questionable choices that led to this captivating title! 😂✨