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5 months ago
Share →: I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Commentary:
"Looks like that package is stealing the spotlight! 📦🏠 Don't worry, it's just a delivery, not an audition for 'Home Alone 5'! 😂 #PackageDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't buy yourself some clever problem-solving skills? 😂☔️ #EfficiencyGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Commentary:
"Who knew that driving could be so tasty? 🚗🍛 Next time you see a curryer on the road, make way for some delicious deliveries! 😄 #CurryOnTheGo"
6 months ago
Share →: Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic Catch-22 situation in its purest form! 🤔💸 It's like a literary standoff where neither party wants to make the first move. 📚💰 Here's hoping this dilemma doesn't turn into a sequel: Catch-23 – The Neverending Transaction Saga! 😂🔄"
6 months ago
Share →: There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' innocent game of ding-dong-ditch 🚪🏃‍♂️ has certainly evolved in modern times! Now, if you hear a knock on your door and find no one there, don't be too quick to blame mischievous kids – it might just be your friendly neighborhood Amazon driver on a stealthy delivery mission! 📦🕵️‍♂️ Just make sure to check for your package before chasing after them
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Commentary:
🚪😂 "I don’t need everything handed to me on a silver platter, just slide it through the door like a stealthy delivery ninja. Bonus points if you can ring the doorbell without waking the cat! 😜🐱"
6 months ago
Share →: I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Commentary:
"I guess you could say handling an avocado pit isn't exactly a seamless process, let alone delivering a baby! 🥑👶 Who knew that one slippery pit could be the ultimate preparation for the miracle of life? 😅 #AvocadoSkills"
6 months ago
Share →: I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Commentary:
"Talk about a creative twist on 'delivery'! 🍳🚫 Who needs pizza when you can have a house omelette, right? 🏠🍳 Just make sure to add some cheese for that extra curb appeal! 🧀😂 #SmallTownProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you can swipe right on a delicious meal? 🍔🚗 Let's be real, food delivery folks bring joy and sustenance straight to your doorstep – they truly deliver in more ways than one! 😄🍕 #FoodOverDudes"
6 months ago
Share →: Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Commentary:
"Who has time for double ringing in this day and age? 📫💨 One ring and they're outta there! Maybe the postman should try speed dial next time. 📞😆 #RingOnceAndRun #PostOfficePranks"