Funny quotes desire

41 Funny desire quotes

Funny desire quotes bring a playful twist to the things we crave and dream about. 😆✨ From cheeky musings on our wildest wishes to humorous takes on our everyday yearnings, these quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Dive in and enjoy a laugh at the quirks of desire! 😂💭

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

2 weeks ago

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

1 month ago

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

1 month ago

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

2 months ago

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

2 months ago

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

2 months ago

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

3 months ago

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

3 months ago

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

3 months ago

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

3 months ago

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

3 months ago

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

3 months ago

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

3 months ago

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

3 months ago

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

3 months ago

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

3 months ago

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

3 months ago

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

3 months ago

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

3 months ago

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

3 months ago