Funny quotes desire

40 Funny desire quotes

Funny desire quotes bring a playful twist to the things we crave and dream about. 😆✨ From cheeky musings on our wildest wishes to humorous takes on our everyday yearnings, these quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Dive in and enjoy a laugh at the quirks of desire! 😂💭

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025