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Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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Making waves on YouTube:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Just shared via Telegram:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Going viral on Telegram:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Going bananas on WeChat:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Spotted on TikTok:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

34 shares on X this month:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

84 shares on YouTube this month:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Spotted on Telegram:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Making waves on YouTube:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Live now on LinkedIn:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Going viral on Instagram:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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