53 Funny desire quotes

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  3 hours ago

  Share →: Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

  Commentary:
  "Life goals: always be in a taco or cuddle position. 🌮😂 #DreamBig"

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

  Commentary:
  "Dreaming of a job title: 'Professional Daydreamer and Snack Tester' 😂💤🍕"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

  Commentary:
  "Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

  Commentary:
  "Currently balancing on the tightrope between 'What's happening in the world?' and 'I can't handle the news!' 🤹‍♂️📰🤯"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

  Commentary:
  "Forget self-help books, I'm off to gallop my problems away! 🐎🤣 #WildHorseWisdom"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

  Commentary:
  "Men: 'I want you!' Me: 'To bring snacks and watch me binge-watch Netflix?' 😅🍿📺 #Priorities"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

  Commentary:
  "Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘‍♂️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

  Commentary:
  "When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

  Commentary:
  🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

  Commentary:
  "When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain's cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome"

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